Agent of Chaos

What

okay like The White Pharaoh image macros i make are supposed to be somewhat of a parody of Mormons but like. how the fuck am i supposed to parody this, they literally already did the thing. the thing that im like “oh haha this is funny because its an exaggeration” no. the mormons actually made the most ass-ugly egyptophilic sculpture that i have ever seen in my life

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

they want us to fuck the aliens

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

god i remembered that fucking “little white cuck ball” picture and im cackling

THIS WAS A REAL CRITICISM OF STAR WARS IT GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

Draw badly. Write nonsensically. Embroider messily. Burn what you bake and cook. Get paint everywhere. Read half a book. Lose your mind for a bit. Plant things. Have faith in the process. Abandon 70 wood-carving projects. Get a kit and do some of it and never return to it. Get comfortable with sucking and losing motivation. Continue to create with reckless abandon.

darth maul raised for one reason went from breeding stock to attack dog then had every single thing taken from him in a single moment by one man he dedicated his entire waking thought to for the rest of his life. i just think he could do numbers on here if you all understood

he also had a gay earring

in my slut era (all wrapped up in my blankets & ready for bed)

dual wielding a holy sword and a cursed sword and feeling their energies clash in the middle of my soul like they're scissoring

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else