Hello, I am Winston and I... work at Walgreens

…. proposing..?

Why?

Because. Genji I love you.

Why? Of all the people why do you love me?

Just let me do this Genji..

O-ok… carry on than.

…Genji, with you marry me?

I mean…. what happens if I say no?

….I don’t know?

What would your reaction be?

Sad? Mad? Depressed?

GOOD THING IM NOT SAYING NO

Wait what?

HA HA, YES ANGELA

…? I am confused now, what just happened?

IF ITS OKAY WITH CMM ILL MARRY YOU.

*she looks genuinely Confused* please explain to me whats going on

YOU PROPOSED, IM SAYING YES

Why would I do that?

Idk, but you did

Oh. Never mind, I take it back

Y-YOU CANT DO THAT

…. Why not?

Th-that’s just not how it works.

Please

O-ok *he was so weirded out*

…marry me genji

Okay? I said yes.

Nevermind. Marring you would be an all time low

I am offended

Im sorry

Are you now?

Yes. Now marry me

MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND

AAAA I DON’T KNOW

5 minutes

….fuck it. Im not doing that

So no marriage?

Y-yes.

Final answer?

*she nods slowly*

Are you only saying this cause I’m already engaged?

Maybe….

Than I’ll Marry you, I’m poly Angela.

No its fine ; 3;

does anyone in this thread smoke weed

um no, it’s definitely the walgreens baseball team

So… So Walgre– I’m confused–

it’s the walgreens baseball team

I… I wanna join! Wait, can ya only join if ya work at Walgreens?

of course you can join! i’ll sneak a uniform for you, they will be none the wiser ;)

Oh! I’ll be real’ sneaky!

Genji, how dare you, violating the Walgreens Honor Code

um no, it’s definitely the walgreens baseball team

So… So Walgre– I’m confused–

it’s the walgreens baseball team

I… I wanna join! Wait, can ya only join if ya work at Walgreens?

Yes, it’s the Walgreens baseball team

no it’s the walgreens baseball team

what is with the walgreens flag

@ask-walgreens-winston @ask-walgreens-genji

It’s the pride flag for walgreensexual, meaning sexual attraction towards the company walgreens

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@ask-walgreens-genji are you guys like making some like walgreens cult????

… no…….. never……… who do u take me for genji….

You run a cult?

only on wednesdays and saturdays

I hope you ain’t doin’ anythin’ illegal, sweet thing.

Don’t worry, I take over all of the illegal businesses that takes place on every day other than wednesday and saturday

So… it IS illegal?

winston’s work is. i uh. i am… not sure about my work…to be honest….

I reckon you oughtta find out, darlin’. This ain’t the first criminal organization I’ve taken down by m'self.

Genji has nothing to do with the illegal activity please leave him out of this...

I work at Walgreens I don’t have enough money to pay for music

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@ask-walgreens-genji are you guys like making some like walgreens cult????

… no…….. never……… who do u take me for genji….

You run a cult?

only on wednesdays and saturdays

I hope you ain’t doin’ anythin’ illegal, sweet thing.

Don’t worry, I take over all of the illegal businesses that takes place on every day other than wednesday and saturday

Retailwatch is the best thing I have ever accidentally come across and I love all of you in it please marry me

done. meet me at dawn on the roof of the arbys

Can I marry you as well

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((One of the reasons I haven’t been online as much is because one of my birds passed away yesterday. Her name was Sunny and she was a beautiful yellow parakeet, and she had so much sass and songs to sing. I’ve had my grieving and now I need to continue to care for her cage mate, Blanco. He has the zebra finches to keep him company for now, but we will get him another friend before I leave for school.

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come to cvs for free ibuprofen and a fight

How is CVS different from Walgreens? I am quite curious!

walgreens is dirty and decrepit while cvs is shiny and clean. cvs treats us much better than walgreens treats their employees.

Is that so? That is dreadful! Are you certain that I will be better off visiting CVS instead of Walgreens?

do not fall victim to his lies orisa. walgreens is superior in every way. you will be far better off visiting walgreens, my friend, i promise you, we have a pristine establishment and whatever you may need. also the employees at cvs are deceitful and rude.

Oh… I am uncertain now.

pssst we argue a lot less here if you wanna come, if not, that’s k, imma just be drinking my icee

It does sound like a friendlier place. May I come and visit?

sure 👍

We have a pharmacy​ and appropriately sized teddy bears for you orisa

Orisa, do not be distracted in the path to walgreens because it truly is the best and also better than all the other stores 

It’s Fight Night Fuckers

@ask-cvs-genji is a little bITCH and i will be harassed by him no longer. we fight tonight. place your bets on who wins (though that should be obvious)

@mall-cop-mccree @ask-boots-mercy @ask-liquor-store-genji @ask-whataburger-young-mccree @ask-joann-reaper @ask-asel-76 @hot-topic-genji @ask-hooter-hanzo @ask-kanihouse-hanzo @ask-samsclub-genji @ask-dsw-mccree @ask-rite-aid-mercy @ask-whataburger-reaper @ask-jack-from-statefarm

//i just???tagged people ive interacted with before and a few others ive seen alot of ??? idk, place ur heckin bets if u wanna, whether i tagged u or not

At least you guys will take care of the job for me.

hanzo. go stock some fruit or something.

I want you to know I have your back genji my friendji :)

fuck you anon and everything you stand for