eddie loves to fake hump you. eats that shit up for dinner breakfast and lunch. you gotta sqaut anytime you're around him because of it

you two were walking into his trailer with food in hand, you were ranting about something. "no because it's wild ho- oh shit." you cussed as he locked the door, you dropped one of the chopsticks. "my clumsy ass," you groaned bending down to pick up the utensil.

you felt a pair of hands on hips bringing your ass to your boyfriends pelvis and felt thrust against your jeans. you deadpanned, "oh fuck y/n-" he moaned stupidly. "y-yeah faster..!" you were able to hear him holding back his laugh. you stood up right and he kept doing it but sloppier as you looked over you shoulder, unamused. and he was biting his lip trying not too laugh, eventually failing.

you pointed the chopsticks at his neck, "you think you're funny?"

"i'd say hilarious." he smirked.

"well you're not," you narrowed your eyes.

you were gonna get him back. next time you guys got chinese it was maybe 3 weeks later and you had 'accidentally' bumped into him. making him drop his fork (he cant use chopsticks) and he cussed. "dammit-"

"oh sorry babe," you bent down slightly to get it and he put his hand up to tell you its fine. this was your opportunity. you hopped right behind him with a smile, getting a clear view of his ass. thank god for skinny jeans. you put a hand on his lower back and put your pelvis to his ass, copying what he would do to you. "mmm, so good..!" you hummed mockingly and you saw his muscles fall.

god what you'd give to see the look on his face.

"oh god."

"you like that?" you giggled thrusting into his ass and he pulled himself off you. you crossed your arms as he glared at you, "yes?"

"i'm trying to look for a choice of words." he said, pointing his fork as he talked. "stop trying to be me..?" he teasingly squinted his eyes.

"be you?" you scoffed.

"yes! there's only room for one of me in this world. so cut it out, y/n." he said while picking at his food, "and stay away from my ass." he glared as he opened the fridge and you couldnt help but give it a squeeze, he stood up in shock shutting the fridge in the process. you smiled, looking up at him as innocently as possible.

you two had a stare down and you tried to sneak your hand around to cop another feel and he quickly slapped it away. and there he realizes, this is revenge.

because now randomly you'll poke his ass or when you two are playing a card game and he goes to get some more beers, you'll slap his ass, "nice pair." you'd wink like how he would you.

he'll just kind of stare at you silently, knowing he cant even speak.

he does have a nice ass though.

eddie loves to fake hump you. eats that shit up for dinner breakfast and lunch. you gotta sqaut anytime you're around him because of it

you two were walking into his trailer with food in hand, you were ranting about something. "no because it's wild ho- oh shit." you cussed as he locked the door, you dropped one of the chopsticks. "my clumsy ass," you groaned bending down to pick up the utensil.

you felt a pair of hands on hips bringing your ass to your boyfriends pelvis and felt thrust against your jeans. you deadpanned, "oh fuck y/n-" he moaned stupidly. "y-yeah faster..!" you were able to hear him holding back his laugh. you stood up right and he kept doing it but sloppier as you looked over you shoulder, unamused. and he was biting his lip trying not too laugh, eventually failing.

you pointed the chopsticks at his neck, "you think you're funny?"

"i'd say hilarious." he smirked.

"well you're not," you narrowed your eyes.

you were gonna get him back. next time you guys got chinese it was maybe 3 weeks later and you had 'accidentally' bumped into him. making him drop his fork (he cant use chopsticks) and he cussed. "dammit-"

"oh sorry babe," you bent down slightly to get it and he put his hand up to tell you its fine. this was your opportunity. you hopped right behind him with a smile, getting a clear view of his ass. thank god for skinny jeans. you put a hand on his lower back and put your pelvis to his ass, copying what he would do to you. "mmm, so good..!" you hummed mockingly and you saw his muscles fall.

god what you'd give to see the look on his face.

"oh god."

"you like that?" you giggled thrusting into his ass and he pulled himself off you. you crossed your arms as he glared at you, "yes?"

"i'm trying to look for a choice of words." he said, pointing his fork as he talked. "stop trying to be me..?" he teasingly squinted his eyes.

"be you?" you scoffed.

"yes! there's only room for one of me in this world. so cut it out, y/n." he said while picking at his food, "and stay away from my ass." he glared as he opened the fridge and you couldnt help but give it a squeeze, he stood up in shock shutting the fridge in the process. you smiled, looking up at him as innocently as possible.

you two had a stare down and you tried to sneak your hand around to cop another feel and he quickly slapped it away. and there he realizes, this is revenge.

because now randomly you'll poke his ass or when you two are playing a card game and he goes to get some more beers, you'll slap his ass, "nice pair." you'd wink like how he would you.

he'll just kind of stare at you silently, knowing he cant even speak.

he does have a nice ass though.

your big three zodiac as people falling

starting with aries

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the fucking FLANNEL OUTFIT I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS😭 he’s perfect

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HES SO CUTE OMLLL

Joseph Quinn with a Dog in the Eddie Munson wig.

𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 || eddie munson x reader

𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 || eddie's been your dealer-with-benefits for just a few weeks now, but you didn't know that he had another friend to spend time with when you weren't available... a plastic friend that he keeps in one of his drawers.

𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 || over 3k

𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 || smut (18+ only, use of a fleshlight, penetrative/rough sex), dom!reader, sub/switch!eddie, slightly service top eddie?, reader is a proud slut, implied drug use, some fluff/feelings at the end, eddie being a sweet lil baby with a crush on his bimbo client

NO SPOILERS for stranger things in here!!! it's just smut with no relation to the plot of the show at all lmao

“Second drawer from the top,” he nodded in the direction he was indicating, and you bit your lip as you crossed the trailer to search for the goods.  

Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

jonathan looking at will at any point in vol.2

Fun fact if you didn’t know: Volume II were the only two episodes EVER that the Duffers wrote ALL BY THEMSELVES in the entire show. So.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 3RD ASTRO NOTES

✿ Mars in 2nd House. I notice this placement is really a money minded since young, because someone in their family might already teach them about money since young and that family member might not doing well in financial. They are very possessive toward money. They save well but they spend a lot of money.

✿ Sagittarius Mars 🤝 Capricorn Mars. The most savage when they in an argument . Sagittarius Mars is very straightforward in their word . They don't hide it, they straight away spit it out in front of your face. Just act unbothered or stay away from the fight when they angry. Meanwhile, Capricorn Mars can be either straightforward or being sarcastic. (you might even clueless coz they diss you with sarcasm 💀) Won’t stop bickering until they’ve won the argument and won’t submit to apologizing even if they are wrong. Give them a moment to calm down, they’ll come around to see your side of the matter. Put this two placements together in a fight, you would see third world war happens (coz this two have huge ego, not willing to lose lol, the fight between them always became cold war) .

✿ Aquarius Venus. This placement received a lot of negative views toward them. People always saw them as heartless and detached. But always forgot Aquarius ruled by uranus, planet of independence and freedom. Also ruled by saturn, planet of longevity and discipline. If an Aquarius Venus ghost you or broke up with you, most probably that because you too controlling or being possessive toward them and might even invade their privacy. This placement need their own freedom and space because they hated being controlled too much by their partner (I mean who not annoyed with someone who too clingy and possessive toward you) . They actually most loyal venus if they deeply in love with a partner who respect their privacy.

✿ Venus in 2nd House. They have magnetic, soft, feminine and sweet voice because 2nd House rules the throat. Very articulate speech. Really good placement for singers.

(I might do another blog for 2nd House by looking through some of celebrity chart. About what kind of voices you might have by looking through your 2nd House)

✿ Juno. Maybe you already know about this because Juno kinda overrated in Astro community. But anyways, just look into the sign that sit in your juno. Your future spouse would have that sign in their big 6 (mostly in their big 3) , or stellium of that sign.

✿ Pluto in 1st House. If you have this placement in your chart. You have a strong intuition. Even can sense someones energy when you first meeting them. They know how to read people energy but sometime they don't trust their intuition lmao, then it turns out their intuition was right.

This placement might obessesed with black or wearing something powerful (yk like IT girl, dark academia or classy rich kinda of fashion)

✿ Leo Venus. This placement are always looking for something new and exciting. Don't suprise if they have that thought about having sex or relationship with different people coz they want to be experimental.

✿ Libra Venus. I know they have that huge flirting energy. But people don't know they have high standard and expectation toward the people they flirt with. Like, they don't flirt with people that don't reach their standard lmao. If you don't reach their expectations, they will stop flirting with you and next step is they will ghost you :').

✿ Saturn in 3rd House. I always notice this native hate to wear earrings that not made from real gold or silver. Maybe because they have allergic with fake gold, silver or plastic earrings

✿ Jupiter in 8th House. This placement bleesed with lot of money, but it will be other people's money. They gain money through marriage or inheritance. (yeah, basic thing to know lol). But funny, when they go out somewhere, people sometime spend their money for them sksks. Btw, I notice this placement have problem with their digestive system. Doesn't matter they eat a lot or not, their weight only show a little change.

Who Is Your Stranger Things Boyfriend? (DILF Edition)

Inspired by vintage Cosmopolitan quizzes! A very important addition to this series. All questions are gender neutral. ♡ July 1986

Quiz I - Steve, Eddie and Argyle

Quiz II - Steve, Jonathan and Billy

Quiz III - Jonathan, Steve and Eddie

P.S. Who Is Your Stranger Things Girlfriend? will be posted next week!

Warnings - Questions about sex and mention of marijuana use.