Hello Neil, a question (or maybe a couple) - how did Hell contact Crowley before using technology to abruptly drop in? How did music left in the Bentley behave before Queen existed as a band? Also, an obligatory thank you for the wonderful series that you and the team gave us, it's a beautiful homage to what you wrote together and Terry would be proud!
I think questions like that are what fan fiction was made for.
sorry for all the good omens but sometimes one of your favorite books gets an adaptation and it’s good and you’re left with no choice but to go absolutely feral
sometimes you love a book and suddenly it’s everywhere and you can do nothing but reblog endless pictures of an angel and a demon staring lovingly at each other
There are two kinds of fic writers:
1. Fuck it, it’s fiction
2. Let me look up real estate listings, so I can plot out subway routes and schedules and see if this walk really is long enough for them to have this conversation.
Guess which kind I am.
3. People who are a weird mix of the above two.
Me: you know what I don’t care if this doesn’t quite make sense no one cares they will love it and this won’t be analysed it’s fanfic
Also me: I SWEAR if I can’t find a TREE with this EXACT type of bark that I’m imagining I WILL DIE
SUN
this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Rule #2
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,
For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.
You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,
But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,
Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,
For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,
And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,
For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,
And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,
So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.
Elizabet Tursynbaeva (KAZ) lands a quad salchow in her free skate at the 2019 ISU World Figure Skating Championships. This is the first ratified quadruple jump in an ISU senior ladies competition.
i love cats. like we as a species just really go out of our way to obtain fat little house goblins in the hopes that they will occasionally acknowledge us
Reblog if you love your fat little house goblin
In an unexpected twist… Michael Sommers (Bug) is dating Sandra Lee Fish (Janet Marks). 😊
This isn’t even satire anymore
Taako once caught Magnus flexing in front of a mirror. –
submission by Anonymous
Once????? Did you mean maybe once a day?
New favourite example of Latin morphology being semi-transparent to English speakers.
I restocked the potya stickers, and I also have MAKKABUS!!!
Part 2 of the historical AU that started with “Gore and Glory”, now set between 1914 and 1918.
Ten years have passed, but time has not ben good to Russia and the Romanovs. While unrest befalls the land, more voices cry for a new order and Rasputin’s influence poisons the court, Viktor suffers from severe melancholy. Apart from his lover and tired from a life that has never been easy for him, he tries his best to protect Yuri from harm - and yet, despite all sacrifices, war threatens to rip everything he loves away from him once more.
Been waiting for this follow up! Feeding my need for stories that combine both stellar historical contextualization and all the feels.
