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WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

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this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

this is what good pussy sounds like *laminated paper wobbling sound*

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

fixed it

we kiss our customers on the mouth with tongue

howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

Feeling Sassy