wanda: you are offered 50,000 dollars but the person/people you hate the most get 100,000 dollars.
Tony: no. I have enough cash already.
Bruce: I hate no one so yeah.
Natasha: hell no! Imagine if HYDRA got their hands on more money!
Y/n: ofc I would! Who would pass up 150,000 dollars!?
*Wanda, Tony, Bruce and Natasha slowly turn to y/n*
Natasha: detka dear are you ok?
Tony: Y/N, your phone is ringing.
Y/N: Who is it?
Tony: It says "mommy is calling".
Y/N: Oh, it's Natasha.
Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?
Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…
Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!
Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational
IRON MAN 3 (2013) dir. Shane Black
Married to the Wrong Person
It broke Peter's heart every time. Seeing pictures of Tony on the news with Her... And the pictures were getting increasingly more with every day that the wedding was getting closer. The wedding of Tony Stark with his CEO Pepper Potts was the event of the season.
Peter knew that Tony didn't love her and that he only married her because of the stupid clause his father put into his will. The clause that said that Tony would lose all his heritage if he didn't marry before the age of 40.
So Peter had resigned himself to the fact that his and Tony's relationship would always have to stay a secret. Which didn't make it hurt any less when Tony changed rings with her and kissed her in front of the cheering crowd.
For @starkerfestivals Summer Bingo 2023: Married to the wrong person
holy fuck
THE CROWDED ROOM Episode 8 "Reunion"
Loki (2023) – Season 2
when your family asks if they can read what you’re writing
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
dir. Jon Watts
BUCKY BARNES + HIS “AWESOME” METAL ARM
BONUS :)
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021)
Bonus:
rookie!Peter Parker + struggling for web