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“You’re an ass”
“And you’re a dick so maybe we should get together sometime and fuck.” Eyes rolled at that one.
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“…I can’t even comprehend how you manage to function on a daily basis.”
“I’m watering the plants, with a tea kettle if you must know.”
“Well you put your legs through the boxers, then pull the pants up, and then they throw the cloak on me, and the headband don’t leave my neck.” Of course he was playing stupid, every word dripping in sarcasm. “I don’t fucking know.”
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“I don’t care about whatever you’re going on about,” Her black eyes locked onto her target, analyzing the downed mans subtle movements and facial twitches.
“If you insist on making a compromise I could always give him back to you,” Anka wasn’t sure why this guy was so damned cocky. He oozed confidence, every subtle facial muscle movement reflected it, it showed in the glint of his eyes. She had to be careful. If he was any sort of professional shinobi, he may have a leg up on her. Anka was clever, but against someone who may be an anbu? That may stretch her ability limits. Now watching her threat instead of her victim, she took a step forward, tense and ready to spring if he made any sudden movements. Hell, just in case, she began rubbing her hands together to evenly coat her toxin over them.
“But, like I said, it would be really troubling if he were to die before I get to interrogate him”
It was an unfortunate thing, she was wearing out the small amount of warmth he held for someone who held a bloodlust. Eyes rolled, as his hand gripped the pendant around his neck, lifting it over his head and holding it in his grasp now. Slender fingers wrapped around the metal beads, and began rubbing in a slow rhythm. A bored expression now taking his face, as he looked the man in his other hand over, then at the woman who was going on and on about how she could make a compromise.
There was no compromising when it came to Jashin’s will, there was no compromising when it came to sacrifices. “You have five seconds to either run, or to stay and become roadkill.” He knew it would not be a fun slaughter, or a hunt, this woman didn’t present either of those options, which is why he looked utterly bored with her, he did not deem her anywhere strong, and after he had already chosen an individual, she would be a meaningless bonus to Jashin. She was worthless to him.
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“Please refrain from killing him. I understand you got to him first but if he dies before I can find out what I need to know…things are going to get a hell of a lot more complicated for me,” She crossed her arms, small stature not seeming to matter, her gaze was penetrating. Her lips curled into a small frown, body language betraying no fear. She just stood, tall, confident, waiting for the other to comply.
“Real cute and all, but there is no fucking way he’s leaving alive. It’s a sin, against my religion, you’re lucky you walked in before I started the ritual.” Hidan wasn’t going to let whoever the hell this woman thought she was, have his next sacrifice. She was lucky he wasn’t thrown into the pits of insanity that the ritual brought on, currently he was as level headed as he could be. Amethyst eyes stared back, unwavering.
Dusting this blog off and going to restart it. I am going to be pumping this blog full of energy, so does anyone want a starter before the official starter call goes out?
Updated my Rules
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send me ‘ hc ‘ + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.
“I give you two fucking days before you’re dead.”
Like this for a starter. It could be anything from going to get drinks, slaughtering a village, him making your muse a sacrifice, anything. Just go do it!
“What do you mean you ran out of fucking dango? You’re a fucking Dango shop!”
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Like this for a fem! Hidan starter!
Like this for a fem! Hidan starter!
♛ fill in the blanks | fluff otp edition
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Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?: Konan wears Hidan’s all the time Who enunciates hand holding?: Both, but mainly Konan Who likes having their hair washed by who?: Both enjoy it throughly, but Konan enjoys it slightly more. Who likes to slow dance?: Both do, but Hidan doesn’t admit it Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?: Both, but Hidan more so. Muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?: Hidan Who hogs most of the covers at night?: They sleep wound in one another so no stealing. Muse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?: KonanHow do they share a desert? Two forks or one?: Two forks, but they feed one another. Who gets jealous more easily?: HidanWho gets angered more easily? HidanHow do they go to sleep at night?: After talking, playing, sex, etc. Who gets the most shoulder rubs?: Konan What are there arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?: They play fight a lot, argue a bit, but nothing too serious, and if it is, it usually ends with some rough make out session. Who is more likely to throw things in fights?: They would never ever try to physically harm one another. How do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument? Rough makeout Do they have nicknames for each other?: ‘Angel’ ‘Shit head’ Caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?: Lots of care, and affection from Konan, Hidan is scrambling and stresses Konan out so she just pulls him down and tells him to hold her. Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?: Konan to Hidan. Muse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?: Konan Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?: Hidan. Your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?: Hidan would kill whoever made her cry, and then go cuddle them, make them feel better etc. What would they be like as parents?: A M A Z I N GWhat would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? That couple who are best friends and just end up having sex and kissing and holding hands and don’t say they’re dating but they are. Who enunciates taking a bath together?: Hidan Who likes who playing with their hair?: Hidan loves Konan hair. The place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?: Car
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♛ fill in the blanks | fluff otp edition
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Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?: Who enunciates hand holding?: Who likes having their hair washed by who?: Who likes to slow dance?: Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?: Muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?: Who hogs most of the covers at night?: Muse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?: How do they share a desert? Two forks or one?: Who gets jealous more easily?: Who gets angered more easily? How do they go to sleep at night?: Who gets the most shoulder rubs?: What are there arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?: Who is more likely to throw things in fights?: How do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument? Do they have nicknames for each other?: Caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?: Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?: Muse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?: Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?: Your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?: What would they be like as parents?: What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Who enunciates taking a bath together?: Who likes who playing with their hair?: The place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?:
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Ladies and gentelmen…here it is –>>>> my sucky coloring
I don’t think I will continue dis..so I kindly leave it here