tired

we have forgotten what simp really means.. it stands for squirrels in my pants

wait do this!! i’m a scorpio moon + “me pre bpd” LMAO

were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal

new tag game: what is your college major and what do people say when you tell them what you’re studying

good morning to slytherins who tried to convince themselves for years that they're gryffindors, seniors who don't know what the fuck they wanna do with their lives, people who tried to go vegetarian but gave up after 2 days, boys in skirts, girls who dye their hair instead of dealing with their trauma, boys of average height, people who took a really long time to accept their gender/sexuality, ugly criers, girls over 5'7", guys who don't wanna end up like their dads, people who've broken lots of bones, quiet people, and adults who go to arcades

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

come on brain yip yip

Lizzie, about Mr Wickham: “He told me of his misfortunes.”

Mr Darcy:

i love percy & annabeth’s relationship because it exemplifies the principle of agency in human relations so well. they weren’t meant to be soulmates (they literally weren’t) but they grew to basically be soulmates through trials and conflict and sheer staying power and i think that’s way more compelling than a convenient “(not gonna explain how or why but) they were always meant to be” narrative. they had to build their friendship from scratch and that’s why it’s so robust. they aren’t bound together by some invisible, inaccessible divine force that does all the work for them; they’re bonded by years of shared experiences, fallouts, woes and joys that they have had to work through together without the top-down mechanics of teleological predetermination. predestination removes skin in the game, and percy and annabeth are all about skin in the game

Alright, Miss Michelangelo, can you please rehearse the fainting scene? You’re as stiff as a poker in that? I can’t help it! I never saw anyone faint and I don’t choose to make myself all black and blue. If I can go down easily, I’ll drop.

Wait no this is the wrong dystopian future we were meant to be gay outlaws in a nuclear desert