You're always on my mind

tumblr is simple. I log on. I reblog pretty pictures. I see the most insane opinion a human being can have. I log off

sometimes I find insane that the dam explosion in the third ftwd’s finale and the CDC explosion in twd happen on the same day.

the characters in ftwd were already so deep in the apocalypse while the twd group barely knew what was going on. I can’t even imagine someone from season 1 of twd in ftwd season 3 tbh, even if they are set around the same time.

Idk maybe I’m insane but it’s so crazy to think about

I think I read on the wiki timeline that the Season 3 finale for FTWD wasn't even on the same day as the Season 1 finale of TWD, it was actually the DAY Rick woke up in the hospital, which is just so wild to me!

The shelter where I volunteer got some new hissy babies and we were making progress with socialization yesterday.

Play video, sound on.

There was this old lady who lived across the street and cats would just appear at her house. They’d never really be seen again, and she had a cat of her own with a collar and all who never really left the house but would spend most of the day by the bay window. But the rest were just a revolving door of random cats. Which naturally meant kittens would pop up too.

So one time when I was doing my high school volunteer hours at this animal shelter, she showed up and said she had some kittens to drop off and some to pick up. I thought it was weird but I figured she fostered them and so I assumed she fostered cats and that explained the amount of random cats I’d see at her place (turns out she’d lure strays in for spaying/neutering and then take them to shelters around the area for socializing and ideally adoption).

So she dropped off three extremely socialized and friendly kittens that I guess she had picked up 2 days prior. And then grabbed a kennel thing with five feral-ass kittens one of the donors found near a dumpster.

I had seen them earlier but the day manager told me they had just gotten them the day before and they had not been socialized because they were waiting for “the expert”. And I guess that was this lady. So she puts on these thick black gloves and goes “Sweetheart can you hold this for me? I gotta prep the babies”, and I held the kennel still while this woman just 100% no fear sticks her hand in there and grabs a kitten that is NOT happy about it. She then grabbed it by the head gently, wrapped a tea towel or some type of cloth thing around it, and then laid it down to do something that was like equal parts origami fold and burrito roll?? Idek. Point is the kitten was PISSED. But it couldn’t move or anything because she wrapped it and secured the wrap with one of them big old timey baby pins. And she did it to the others as well. It didn’t even take her 5 minutes lmaooo. Then she put them back in the kennel and went home.

I asked the manager about it and he said “Oh yeah she’ll be here in 2 days to drop them off. She has a M E T H O D.” And just as he said she showed up two days later, with 5 perfectly friendly kittens in tow!

I didn’t ask because I assumed she was a witch and also I didn’t care, but I had mad respect for her 😂

I wish to meet this woman and also to learn from her so that I can do this magic

@cat-spotted

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

for 2 years this post has appeared in my head every time I interacted with a customer service live chat. that great you can go ahead and order it.

Buck: *is carrying all the groceries*

Eddie: *holds out his hand to help*

Buck: *aggressively moves all the grocery bags to one hand to hold Eddie’s hand*

You and your brothers were gifted powers related to time. Your elder brother can see the future and your younger brother can see the past. You can see the ‘present’.

*Buck driving Jee-yun to school*

Buck: Ok Jee, tell uncle Buck again, what are you not going to do in school today?

Jee-Yun: I will not hit the other kids with a light saber.

Buck: And why are you not going to hit them with a light saber?

Jee-Yun: It is my toy, and it is my choice, but if I hit them with the light saber, I’m acting like a Sith.

Buck: Do you want to be a Sith?

Jee-Yun: No! I am Ahsoka!

Buck: Mind-bottling, isn't it?

Bobby: Did you just say mind-bottling?

Buck: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?

Yeah, I need to get back to work. But I had to, the thought wouldn’t leave me alone!

I still can't believe I made this back in 2017(?) and it STILL makes me laugh XD

Too true.

Me when I think I'll be writing today for once (I'm also reminded that in place of The Sims it's sometimes the game I like to call "My Caveman Sim" aka Dawn of Man)

just now we were listening to "scoop" by lil nas x and outta nowhere my brother just goes

"i like to think somewhere madison clark keeps a jar full of the eyeballs she's pried out of all the mediocre men she's met in the apocalypse"

I need to make this into a picture edit, it’s too good not to LOL

Google thinks I’m a joke apparently.

Been into The Sims 3 for exactly 5 whole minutes and already had this problem yay

Me every time I see Madison Clark:

I’m rewatching s3 and in ep5 when troy woke madison up with a knife to the throat my mum calmly said ‘I’m very surprised they didn’t have sex then’

No doubt Troy would be happy to fuck Nick`s nice mom. Maybe not in that particular scene but overall, yes.

100% accuracy right here ^