The true winners of Eurovision

With the top public vote of 291 points:

Ancient Norwegian saying:

“The results don’t matter as long as we beat Sweden”

Juries: Yay North Macedonia.

Europeans: We don’t know her.

NORWAY BEAT SWEDEN NORWAY BEAT SWEDEN CONGRATS NORWAY FOR WINNING THE NORDIC CHAMPIONSHIPS I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

Norway got the most votes from the people like why did you fuck us up jury

Norway getting the most votes from the public makes me even more salty the jury didn’t give us points because of the backscreen malfunctioning

Seeing Norway do that 200+ point jump…Cathartic…

Beautiful, amazing wow

The new winner of Eurovision is Norway because THEY SHOWED US EUROVISION’S HOLY SPIRIT

ALEXANDER FREAKING RYBAK 

me @ the Eurovision jury every year:

I’m not saying I’m using Madonna’s performance like a commercial break, I’m saying I need to refill mu glass and get more snacks before anything important happens.

Unpopular opinion: netherlands shouldn’t win because they are not the best. They do not have the best performance (iceland), the best background (australia), the best song (italy) nor the best chill-giving music (norway). It’s just a plain simple ballad with absolutely nothing special and I truly hope that all you extravagant people won’t become basic and vote for the basic song that it is

Europe’s rightful queens

my two alternating moods

Australia really took “the floor is lava” to the next level

Australia @ Eurovision 2019: colorized