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okay like The White Pharaoh image macros i make are supposed to be somewhat of a parody of Mormons but like. how the fuck am i supposed to parody this, they literally already did the thing. the thing that im like “oh haha this is funny because its an exaggeration” no. the mormons actually made the most ass-ugly egyptophilic sculpture that i have ever seen in my life
With Greytooth past her prime, Belette has moved in to become the new matriarch of the region.
Far removed from the cave dwelling beasts, Belette was raised by human hands. After centuries of trying to slay them, mankind now dreams of turning dragons into their own personal lapdogs and flying horses. This has proven to not be a wise thing to try to do, and now Belette no longer lives with humans.
Don’t be fooled by those big goopy eyes and soft silky coat, she is a complete menace . While most dragons put their attention on keeping a lair, Belette is singularly focused on holding dominance over everyone and everything through whatever means possible. She really really hates Chuck.
Youtube doing this while fully fucking enabling the alt right pipeline with dozens if not hundreds of racist/anti semitic grifters on their platform for decades at this point is an insane double standard.
There sure are some strange creatures out there.
Roughly 2 and a half hours or less for each of these, except for Pheromosa who clocked in at 3:35 because I kept changing my mind along the way.
Houndooms are not usually the first thing that comes to mind when thinking 'bout working mons, but they can be just as good as Bolthunds!
They're not recommended for herding 'mons smaller than Wooloos 'cause of their high prey drive, but they can be great taking care of Girafarigs and other Psychic 'mons due to the type advantage and their size!
my sibling just sent me this pic of their cutiefly and furfrou and im so...
Beedrill have a bad reputation, but they are very affectionate with people and Pokemon they consider part of their group.
Absolutely MASSIVE Avalugg headed to the shore last night when I was getting groceries
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based on maya higa's tiny mic videos on yt
i almost got hit by a car today.
my klang toyotathon jumped in the way and saved me. hes a very good boy.
(art by @realpokemon )
toyotathon is okay (we're in the pokemon center now) and we got to meet a bunch of fire fighters. it was kind of cool watching them get him out with the jaws of life.
my flightless salamence has become quite accustomed to scuttling the fuck around. especially in parking lots. she reminds me of a wobbly golf cart with the bow of a sailing ship
the ragemobile
Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
my life is a joke
Real life sims 4 career ulockable furniture
Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis
I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit
it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???
