you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.
Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE
I seethe with rage every time I am forced to sit in a chair designed like this like who is this good for
I AM 5’7 I AM AVERAGE HEIGHT. now explain how this is comfortable
So short people don’t feel left out
some replies:
Imagine having the kind of brain rot that makes you think people’s only problem with the unethical and exploitative true crime industry is that women enjoy it and we can’t have that
Hey wait, is that the same Ellen Mint who makes her money “writing” AI generated Jane Austen ripoffs? Hey, yeah! Hey fuck you!
Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
here you are sweetie
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Thats freaky.
fun
I need my new mutuals to have fun
i think as a society we should go back to designing furniture w little feet. it would heal us.
please look me in the eye and tell me this doesn't spark joy
Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.
Nothing fills me with rage quite like seeing "no overnight visitors" on an apartment advertisement, like, who the fuck do these random landlords think they are, to deny someone the ability to host a friend or a sibling for the night, to even feel comfortable dictating the terms of a paying tenant's sex life, like seriously fuck off all the way to hell
hex your shitty landlord and watch their life crumble into pieces
There's a very effective hex called a "tenant's union" and you can learn the sinister rituals through covens dedicated to the craft. <|:)
my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/
it's not even on that post
More good advice
trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed
and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that really didn't exist before
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