human brain is so easy to manipulate its stupid. sun is out longer in evening = life is worth living...read some negative social media posts = everybody hates me...read one interesting article = i have the scholar's ambition
genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
guy who shaves his pussy but not his legs reported to have referred to this setup as "the devil's tonsure"
by alison bechdel
the housing market is ruining my sex life
nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE
Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?
EXACTLY
The “Open in App” button was out there to taunt you. it sends you to the app store even though you already own the app and it will never let you see the post on your phone browser. they do this because they hate yoy
bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????
I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
pronouns: hee/hee
bored (ignoring a ridiculous amount of tasks)
Dykes to Watch Out For no. 89 by Alison Bechdel , 1990
All 13 full moons of 2023
Every look ICONIC! Our lady can NOT flop!
