I Am Cringe And I Am Free

Can we please normalize killing 🥺 and maiming 😭😭😭 it's my coping mechanism and it really hurts to see people hating on it.. 💔💔💔

first base is inviting her all your birthday parties. second base is asking her to eat your soul

hey guys i’m going to be taking a break from my mental health to focus on my tumblr

If Galavant ever gets another season by some miracle or other, they should explain the hiatus by saying there was a plague and no one handled it properly so it went on way longer than it should have and no one in history will ever make that mistake again. I feel like that would be on brand.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Asserting dominance over my cat by slapping the red dot and turning off the laser pointer. I can kill it just fine, sounds like a skill issue little buddy.

National Parks Service Crochet Patterns:

FISH

GEOLOGY

INVERTEBRATES

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 1/4 speed”

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day

I take it all back everyone on this site is toxic

Whatever man *accepts you for who you are*

Whatever, man, all I want to say is that I’ll look at the notes on this one and a lot of people tag their friends alongside something that very clearly can only be understood by them and words of gratitude, and it makes me happy, I expected these notes to be on the usual doomer side of things like “this will never happen to me” but I’m glad to be wrong, appreciate the ballers in your life and don’t forget that you’ve made a positive impact on the lives of others.

beautiful large freshwater crayfish native to Australia. it’s also an Australian term for crayfish in general.

I did in fact, mean in general. I don’t think there are any people out there actively trying to consume copepods.

pops some pillbugs in my mouth like skittles

people do eat deep sea isopods 😌

WHERE ARE MY BRANCHIOPODA!!! sick sad world