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whoever threw that paper

@can-i-get-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh / can-i-get-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.tumblr.com

your mom's a hoe
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me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

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rowdy-3

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

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17000-bees

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

Me, 80 years old and I’ve walked for more then five minutes: IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

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if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

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