Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Ugh I’m sorry

Alright ma you’re getting a “you alive?” text in 15

Not my mom,bitch

Bitch I love her

Can’t scroll away I’m sorry

uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃

me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email

you recently got in touch with your old friend Kaveh, who helps you look for apartment to move into. it just so happens that the spot next to own apartment is free. and you have no idea that his roommate is incredibly attractive. as time goes on, you start to run into him more and more…

⋆·˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

1. you shouldn’t have to!

2. meet my annoying roommate

3. bus boy

4. thankful for the rain

5. wait what?

6. what are you afraid of?

7. a friend to never lose

8. denial

9. a strange feeling

10. confession

11. nothing else or something more

12. —

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-HELLO MY LOVES 🫶 it’s happening!!! i’m so excited to make this smau for you guys <3

-more parts will be added! i just have to come up with all these titles 🤞😭

-yes this is inspired by the song by arctic monkeys 💕

-will probably be a modern/college au

-i will make a taglist! so lmk if you want to be in it~

PRIVACY

— a kamisato x f!reader smau — also celebrity au — status: ongoing

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆.

[name]'s : official | personal ayato's : official | personal

𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐒.

00: happy new year 01: aether's fault 02: don't leave me on read 03: promise 04: the best part 05: i lied 06: friendship ended 07: respect [name] 08: kiss scene 09: you're my bf 10: ayato hate page | 10.5 (extra): ayadog 11: are you my heart? 12: clean it up 13: all mine 14: i won the lottery 15: gladly, ma'am 16: romance drama 17: sour and salty 18: your place or mine? 19: idea of luxury | 19.5 (extra): no shame 20: airing live 21: i come with free cuddles 22: you have a priv? 23: you >>> everybody else 24: girlfriend privileges 25: #HappyAyaYnDay 26: let's go out 27: i always had a feeling 28: punch your irrelevant selves 29: please go away 30: happiness is a butterfly 31: champagne problems 32: i will gladly break my heart for you 33: truly, madly, deeply 34: one mistake 35: sincerely, [name]'s lover 36: i beg of you 37: it's all yours | 37.5 (extra): i'm connecting the dots 38: daylight 39: karma era 40: my mother did not raise a quitter 41: only my beloved could 42: i still get jealous 43: farewell, moots 44: you look better with me 45: now i wake up by your side 46: ---

𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

childhood friend kazuha hcs

Proud and Terrified

Tighnari x Reader

Synopsis; Tighnari tends to neglect parts of his life due to how they differ from humans that don't have animal blood in their veins. But it eventually bites him back.

Themes; fluff, cute researchers, idk man, it's pre-relationship

Approximately 86% of the time, Tighnari was content and proud to be a fennec fox hybrid. 

It was something he'd lived with his entire life, so he found it more fruitful to accept his nature rather than be off set by the fascination of others. Mortals were curious creatures; it made sense that they'd be intrigued by him. Even if he disliked the ogling gazes and lingering eyes.

But there was that 14% where he felt a begrudging distaste towards his own instincts and desires. Where the fennec fox piece of him overtook what typical humans and mortals would do.

Such as at the current moment, he couldn't even stand being in the same room as them.

Efflorescent — Tighnari

𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮: Genshin Impact

𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨: Tighnari + Reader

𝘙𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨: NSFW

𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵: 8,495

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: Triggered by unseasonably cool weather, Avidiya forest is alive with rare flora. Upon going to investigate it, you and Tighnari get more than you bargained for. 

It was supposed to be an ordinary expedition. And by all accounts, it was, until you found that stupid clearing.

The weather that week was uncharacteristically cool for Avidiya Forest, as ushered in by a passing thunderstorm, and the change in temperature had caused flora that rarely bloomed to come to life, painting the forest with splashes of color, and it wasn’t until a few days after the storm that you began to take notice of the unusual plants.

So when Tighnari had rushed to your room that morning, rousing you from your slumber, you were just as excited as he was to go look for rare samples.

Keep reading

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

reblog to have this spoopy dancing ghost on ur blog

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

What are the extra two?

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

After finally fixing the mess on your desk, you went to stand up, only to be stopped by the sound of a familiar voice calling for your name which prompted you to turn your head and look at its source.

"Wait for me," your work partner, the infamous Artem Wing, told you, his head poking out from his own office. "I'll drive you home,"

Allowing a small polite smile to grace your lips, you gave him a small nod and an 'okay', you can also guess that your smile was infectious as you see the edges of Artem's lips tug into a soft smile before he disappeared within the confines of his office once again.

Artem Wing is your work partner, had been for a while now, which means that you must be able to understand each other to a certain extent for this kind of work arrangement to work out. And you did, you pride yourself in understanding the man that is Attorney Wing...

But now, you're not so sure anymore.

The past week, he's been... nicer to you, softer, and dare you even say.... touchier and even flirtier than he had ever been.

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.

This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.

AAAAAAHH ITS BACK

THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡

Only because it’s fucking cute!!!

This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction  If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^

Keepin it rollin! 

My contribution to this adorable story ^^

Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?

Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.

Double plot twist: same

i added sum more–

This is my favorite.

B E A U T I F U L

The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow.

IT’S B A C K

i love this so much

HI YES THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION 

It got so much better than the last time i saw it!!❤❤❤

LAST I WAS HER ETHERE WAS A DIFFERENTS TORY ITS BRANCHING AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER

This fucking comic had been added to over the course of six years. That’s insane, it’s beautiful. It’s inspiring, all these people from different places at different times some have moved on other still here it’s wild.

oh my hecc i love it

YES THERES MORE

I will always reblog this

I can’t. Too cute. This gave me too many feels at 2:30 in the morning. I need more but I can’t draw. 

@hellcattriesagain???

Hi yall, I sent our good good boys to the dance <3 

It’s back holy shit, also! The queen, I’m assuming, has a girlfriend!!! Mlm and wlw solidarity!

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! THERE’S MOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gets better everytime it appears on my dash

This is ADORABLE!!!!

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

I ship this with my life! ❤️❤️❤️

Omg this is CUTE.

My life is complete now

I was literally awwwing my way thru the whole thing :D

I love this with every cell in my body! THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER! AND ALSO I LOVE THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES LIKE EFFJHHDFHJDGJHDH

👀 👀 i’m bringing in the lesbians

OMG OMG OMG OMG YOU BROUGHT THIS BACK AAAAAAAA

AYOOOOOOO

IT’S BACK AND HAS LESBIANS

FUCK YES

IT’S BACK

This is too beautiful

I THINK I CRIED

PlEaSe bring thIs bacK again

Tumblr heritage post, everyone needs to see this 💖

my heart 💖💖

this is adorable omg omg

LETS GO LESBIANS

IT'S BACK OF THE DASH EVERYBODY

tot + tumblr posts

HAPPY KAZUHA DAY FELLOW NA PEOPLE

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

Me every time this post comes back

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

why.

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

ok it can’t be that bad right?

never fucking mind