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The Masked Medic

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A question, what do you do when you feel bad or depressed? And when this happens, which of them is more difficult to cheer up or make them happy again? (TF2)

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For me personally, I tend to hide away from people, blast music and read fanfiction till I feel up to dealing with people again (not a very good solution). But I’m going to focus this on the mercs and how they are and how to help them. My Inbox is always open for anyone who needs someone to talk to! I’m no professional, but I’m here.

Scout

  • He will run away
  • That is what he's good at anyway. No one else can keep up with him, and by the time they do he will have found somewhere else to go.
  • Once someone found him and was able to talk to him, he would just talk and let it out, which is probably exactly what he needs.
  • A little bit of ego stroking wouldn’t hurt him, or you, for a while

Soldier

  • He would start slacking on his routines.
  • Tired, he would just get too tired to complete anything and would just move to the next.
  • His volume would either decrease or increase, more often than not the first.
  • Letting him talk out what's on his mind would be wonderful for him too. Possibly get Demo to talk to him, they are buddies afterall.
  • Remind him of his ‘accomplishments’ to try to bring his spirits up and it will most likely bring a smile to his face

Pyro

  • Pyro will have seemingly disappeared. No Balloonicorns floating around, no drawing scattered, nothing.
  • Of course, he is still in pyroland but it's surprisingly quiet without him running around
  • Bring him some sweets, or balloons or something to get him to open up. Even if you can’t understand him just being there will help a bit.

Demo

  • He's going to get more drunk than usual or he would just sober up.
  • If he's drinking, take it away and switch it with something non alcoholic. If he's sober, bring him something non alcoholic to drink

Heavy

  • He's pretty quiet to begin with, but I see him as getting near silent. Probably goes out to fight something, anything, to get his mind off what's bothering him. 
  • Just letting him know that you are their for him would lift his mood

Engineer

  • Honey, he's a texan boi, he don’t got no problems
  • (He's lying)
  • His machines are his life so expect him to be in there either working till he passes out or simply sitting there listening to the sound of his sentries beeping. 
  • Perhaps bring him a drink and sit with him for a while, wait till he opens up. It will happen.

Medic

  • Oh please, it's simply a slight imbalance of chemicals in his brain, nothing to worry about. He will go back to normal when he respawns
  • He was slightly confused when he felt the same way.
  • If anyone were to ask him if anything is wrong with him he would immediately yell that he is the medical professional, no one else.
  • You would likely find him in his lab crying, the lab being in absolute chaos. His birds are sitting right by him.
  • Give him a shoulder to cry on, he won't admit he needs it but he will accept your help

Sniper

  • Something is wrong when he stops saying as many 1 liners to the enemy as he shoots.
  • It doesn’t help that he is already a pretty quiet guy.
  • If you can’t find him in his camper or in his ‘nest’ check his room in the base. He doesn’t like the place but it's the only likely option left
  • He would likely be sitting in the room in the dark, looking out of the window.
  • Just wrap the poor man in a hug. He needs it.

Spy

  • You better be really good at seeing through a facade, because this man can put up a darn good one.
  • The only time he faltered was when his son was dying right in front of him with no respawn.
  • Just sit with him in the smoking room and don’t leave him be. He really needs the company more than he would ever admit

I hope this is what you wanted, and I’m sorry this took me so long. If you were wanting something else feel free to send me another ask and I’ll get onto it as soon as I can.

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Sick Mercs

Scout

  • Nope, not sick. Definitely not sick. He can’t be sick. Just go for a run and it will be fine
  • Three minutes in he's laying on the floor due to stomach cramps, a headache and nausea.  
  • He would probably be found by Spy, since it was far too quiet in the base, something had to be wrong.
  • Spy would drag Scout to the medics room, even though the boy would be trying to get away. Keyword trying.  His simple run would have drained him.
  • Medic would lock in in the lab during the match so he wouldn’t try to join. They would be fine, and he needed to rest.

Soldier

  • It isn’t too bad, he’ll just go to Medic. Some painkillers for the headache and pepto bismol and he will be up and running!
  • Oh how naive he is. Luckily he is right, painkillers and pepto bismol will definitely help. He isn’t fit for battle though.
  • He will be quite upset that Medic won't allow him to leave and tells him to go to bed. If he doesn’t rest he can't be America’s ‘hero’
  • Telling him that worked, much to everyone's surprise.

Pyro

  • You wouldn't be able to tell he was sick if it weren’t for his sluggish moves on the battlefield.
  • Medic pulled him aside after the battle to check him out, and after a bit of convincing Pyro ended up telling him.
  • Medic would end up giving him some medicine, and soup and send him to his room to recuperate.

Demo

  • He would most likely assume it was a really, really, bad hangover.
  • After seeing him slumped on the couch when he came for coffee he would remove his glove and check the man’s temperature.
  • Gott im Himmel! He’s Burning up!
  • Cold compress as well as some medicine to take some of the edge off.
  • Demo would have to stay in the lab so that he couldn’t get his hands on any alcohol. It won’t help.

Heavy

  • He rarely gets sick.
  • He hated having to walk to medics lab because of this. He would be assured that everyone gets sick sometimes!
  • Luckily he is very cooperative, which makes it much easier for the medic.
  • Rest and some medicine and he will be fine in a few days. Possibly sooner since he listens

Engie

  • Gosh dang it. He knows what's wrong as soon as he wakes up.
  • He downs some medicine and decides to simply work on blueprints
  • If he isn’t feeling better then he will go over to medic and ask for something to help
  • At least he isn’t exerting himself, and he avoided the battle without having to be told.
  • Next time go to medic sooner, he's going to have something to help you with.  

Medic

  • He will be very hypocritical. He has work to do. He can’t rest!
  • Eventually he will realize that he might need to rest and will take more medicine than he probably should.
  • I imagine his doves trying to drag him to bed, and him eventually giving in and going to bed.
  • The birds would probably lay on him as he sleeps, partially because they know he won’t get up if they sleep on him. Sorta like the thing with not disturbing the cat.

Sniper

  • He most likely would simply stay in his trailer.
  • If he does go into battle he knows to avoid Medic at all costs.
  • At least his job typically doesn’t require him to move around very much, though he would have a lot more missed shots than usual, and wouldn’t be able to focus quite as long while staring through his scope.
  • After battle he would probably go to get some meds from the doc, but not until after battle. He’s got a job to do and he's going to do it

Spy

  • This man is an actor, he could make it seem as though he isn’t sick.
  • That would have to be easier than pouring his heart out to his son as Tom Jones as his son bleeds out
  • Spy probably has some medicine hidden somewhere. Perhaps in one of the books in his smoking room.
  • By the end of battle his facade would be nearly gone and he would probably just lay down on the team couch (something he wouldn’t do if he could avoid)
  • I would assume him to pass out quickly due to exhaustion.
  • Medic would probably have a blanket layed over him and a cold compress on his head before ordering everyone to leave him alone for a while.
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TF2 Team Dancing

Scout

  • I see this boy loving dancing.
  • He definitely loves breakdancing (as suggested from his taunt Boston Breakdance)
  • I think he also likes carlton (Most likely from seeing Tom Jones do it in a video or concert) it certainly will pick up all the chicks!
  • From his figure I see him as doing ballet and possibly Ice Skating with Pyro

Soldier

  • He knows all the typical team dances but that's about it.
  • Doesn’t really seem like the type to dance on his own.
  • It must be a team building activity!

Pyro

  • Ice skating counts as dancing!
  • It's very similar to ballet, only with knives on ice.
  • I would think that he may to ballet as well

Demo

  • He also seems sorta limited to team dances, though is far more likely to join in if someone is dancing that Soldier.
  • I feel like he would be very graceful if he wasn’t drunk
  • I feel like he might tap dance actually

Heavy

  • I think he taught everyone the Kazotsky kick
  • He doesn’t seem to have any taunts that indicate that he would dance, but I would assume there are some dances he does with his sisters and mother

Engineer

  • He taught everyone the square dance, change my mind
  • Line Dances all the way!
  • Boot scootin boogie? YES
  • Fishin’ in the Dark? All the way!
  • All the others that I can’t remember right now? Absolutely!

Medic

  • I don’t think he might have done that much dancing
  • The team dances, of course but otherwise not much
  • The guy is so deeply delved in his research, when would he do it anyways?
  • Probably not against the dancing though, it is quite a healthy activity

Sniper

  • He probably doesn’t do that much dancing either
  • I feel like he would enjoy another dance style, say modern perhaps? But he probably never did any of those things when he was young
  • Definitely enjoys team dances! (The guy hides in his camper or is secluded to shoot, team stuff is good for him)

Spy

  • This man is swave, he probably knows every version of ballroom dancing there is
  • I would assume this man grew up taking ballet classes
  • I mean have you tried to land as gracefully as a ballerina? They have to be pretty quiet
  • The dance isn’t very lovely if you are hearing bangs each time they land.
  • He’s a spy, he has to be quiet. Full on Ballerina
  • Of course he knows disco as well, ladies of the day loved that stuff
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Anonymous asked:

Yooo I just found your blog and its amazing!! I love your writing!! I hope you do more!!

AWW! Thank you Anon! That really made my day!

I’m working on another short fic right now! I hope to be done with it by tonight!

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                   𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒  .

  • ❛   what  are  you  doing  ❜
  •    whatyou’re  going  to  kill  me ❜
  •   fuck !  put  the  gun  down !  please , come on !  it’s  me ,  alright ?  ❜
  • ❛   what  are  you  doing  with  that ?  
  •   please ..  don’t  do  this  anymore !   ❜
  • ❛   let  her/them/him  go  or  i’ll  blow  you  away
  •   wait ! okay …  okay !  okay , i’ll  tell  you ,  whatever  you  want  to  know  ..   ❜
  •   you  point  that  thing  at  me  you  better  pull  the  trigger  ❜
  •   alright , alright , alright  ..  i’ll talk !  
  •   please just  let  me  go ,  i  won’t  tell  anyone   i  promise  .  ❜
  • ❛   let  me  out  of  here !   let  me  go !   
  •   you’re  not  getting  away  this  time  … 
  • ❛   actually ,  i  think  i  better  get  going     it’s  late  and  …  
  •   come  on !  fight  back !  fight  backfight  back  you  coward !   
  • ❛   come  on hit  me !  
  • ❛   do  it !  pull  the  trigger !  do  it  ,  do  it  ,  do  it !   ❜
  •   come  and  find  me  …  polo !  
  •   i  don’t  want  to  hide  anymore i  don’t  want  to  be  afraid  anymore  …  
  • ❛   you   keep   saying   you’re   going   to   stop   but   you   don’t ❜
  • ❛   how   many   more   people   need   to   die   before   you’re   satisfied  ❜
  • ❛   why   are   you   doing   this ?  
  • ❛   don’t   come   any   closer  ,   that’s   far   enough  .  
  •   if   you  don’t   pull   the   trigger   i’ll   pull   it   for   you  !  
  • ❛   i  thought  that  you  were  in  danger     ❜
  • ❛   you’re  dangerous   i ,   i  just  don’t  want  to  end  up  dead ..   ❜
  • ❛   i  promise  i  won’t  hurt  you  …    ❜
  •    can  you  please  stop  screwing  with  my  mindgod  !   ❜
  • ❛   i  don’t  want  to  be  here  anymore please can  we  go  back  ❜
  •    um  ….  i’m  not  sure  i  want  to  go  thanks   anyway  ..  
  •   that  sounds  dangerous  ….   i’m  in  ❜
  • ❛   i  don’t  know it  sounds  awfully  dangerous  … 
  •    stay  back  or  i  will  rip  your  head  off  !  
  • ❛   i  think  …   this   is   wrong no .  i  can’t  just  stand  by   and   watch   it  .   
  •   do  you  think  you  would  ever  hurt  me  like  that ?   
  • ❛   i  can’t  be  with  someone  who  could  hurt  me  like  that  … 
  • ❛   this  is  not  love  !   it   is   obsession  !   a   sick  one  at   that  !  
  • ❛   are  you  following  me   what    what  do  you  want  ?   money    ❜
  •    please  …  i  have  money just  let  me  go  .  ❜
  • ❛   i  don’t  think  you  realize  how  the  dangerous  this  game  is  ..  
  • ❛   it’s  not  just  a  game  !   
  • ❛   if  you’re  in  some  kind  of  trouble you  can  tell  me    
  • ❛   come  on  ,   it’s  just  a  game ,  what  could  go  so  wrong  ?   ❜
  • ❛   are  you  the  one  that’s  been  watching  me   stalking  me 
  •    actually do  you  mind  if  we  just  stop/pull  over  here  ?   ❜
  •    what  are  you  doing ?   you  missed  the  stop  back  there ?   
  • ❛   hello  is   someone  there   ❜
  • ❛   you’re  scaring  me  …   
  •   okayyou’re  really  starting  to  scare  me  …  ❜
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masked-medic

Give me some characters to write with a phrase

All ships are allowed (Except Spy x Scout)

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Anonymous asked:

Some people give 'nicknames' for people who main certain characters (like 'Scunt' for Scout mains). How would the actual characters react to being called that?

It took me a bit of searching to find some of these nicknames and what they meant, so I hope this is what you were wanting anon!

Scout (Scunt)

- What the heck man! Thats not nice!

- yeah a lot of people that play him try WAY too hard, but jeez bro!

- he is very unhappy with that nickname

Pyro (Pybros)

-He doesn’t really mind the nickname

- His engineer needs some help sometimes, and he is more than willing to give it

- So long as its not being used in a derogatory sense he doesn’t mind if people use the term

Engineer (Revengineers) 

- Well, it has helped him get out of some pretty sticky situations before, as well as get him some revenge points

- Whatever, so long as it ain’t being used negatively he couldn’t care less

-whatever floats ya’ boat

Soldier (Trolldiers) 

- How DARE you disrespect anyone who plays such a patriotic character as himself!

- Those boots look wonderful on him (At least he thinks so)

-Anyone who dares insults him will feel his wrath! 

- Even though he gave up one of his weapons for those darn books he will rocket jump his way over to you and he will make you pay!

-the lesson is learned, no one would call him that (to his face) again

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I’ve always been proud of you

It had been an extremely long battle that day. The red team had barely won the match and everyone on the base was exhausted. After dinner, which had been very quiet, everyone went to their places. Scout slowly walked to his room, he was tired and just wanted to relax. No Spies bugging him, nobody teasing him, just a little bit of peace.

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Scout and his obsession with Tom Jones (or Spy and his gifts to his son)

As we know from the comics, he and his ma’s wealth is in Tom Jones memorabilia.

I would assume that along with baseball he has a few framed Tom Jones posters in his room.

Spy has probably gotten him Tom Jones stuff for his birthday (each year getting him something better than the last)

Scouts favorite gift was probably a signed, limited edition poster addressed to him by the man himself

(Spy probably threatened Time Jones to do it, or payed him a very large sum of money)

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melamemea

misc sentences

  • “ people are talking about us. ”
  • “ won’t you just let me hold you? ”
  • “ i never want anything. anyone. now i want you. ”
  • “ you make me want. i never want anything. ”
  • “ just let me hold you. ”
  • “ everyone is looking at us. is that a good or a bad thing? ”
  • “ i can feel your breath on my skin. ”
  • “ don’t let me down. ”
  • “ i never let anyone this close before. ”
  • “ how does this make you feel? ”
  • “ trust me. ”
  • “ don’t be afraid, trust me. ”
  • “ you make me feel things, things i don’t know how to describe. ”
  • “ i look at your and suddenly… things just make sense. ”
  • “ i just want summer already. ”
  • “ the days are getting longer, but the weeks are getting shorter. ”
  • “ it feels like i’m stuck in between today and tomorrow, yes and no. ”
  • “ i thought you, of all, would understand. ”
  • “ i’ll be here, no matter what. ”
  • “ you can rely on me, you know. ”
  • “ can’t we go somewhere we can be alone? ”
  • “ i still care. ”
  • “ you can still lay by me. ”
  • “ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you like this. ”
  • “ of course i knew where you’d be. you’re my friend. ”
  • “ are you still upset with me? ”
  • “ it’s not like i meant what i said. it just slipped out. ”
  • “ i have never felt this safe before. ”
  • “ if you never need someone, no matter what, i’ll be there. ”
  • “ i always looked up to them, you know? ( name ). ”
  • “ sometimes i just wonder why things turned out this way. ”
  • “ don’t say anything. just hold me. please. ”
  • “ i know what you’re going to say and i don’t like it. ”
  • “ there’s something you’re not telling me. ”
  • “ this job is going to kill me. ”
  • “ i missed you, you know? ”
  • “ i was hoping for a little sympathy, maybe. ”
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masked-medic

If anyone would like me to do these I would be thrilled. It would be written in a fic form

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The Coffee Gang

Sniper is the biggest coffee drinker of the group if his mug is anything to go off of.

Medic and Engineer drink it sometimes, mostly when they pull an all-nighter working or if they didn’t get enough sleep the night before to do their jobs

Scout only drinks bonk and heavy doesn’t seem the type to drink coffee

Pyro doesn’t take his mask off in front of others so it will remain a mystery

Soldier might drink it, but only while saying that it’s the American thing to do

Spy would drink it only if nessisary

Demo is far too drunk to try it

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Headcannon: Medic is forced to sleep

This man goes late into the night working and is very likely to stay awake all night long, buried in his work.

Engineer or heavy probably see his light on and have to coax him to bed

If that doesn’t work they will probably find a way to transport him to his bed forcefully

(Heavy would simply pick up the doctor and carry him to his bed and Engie would set up an exit teleporter in the docs room and set an entrance teleporter in the lab and ask for the doc to help him ‘test’ it. Medic would be pushed into it)

The doc would be asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

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I am the Masked Medic

I make team fortress 2 head cannons and possibly short stories. Just send in submissions and I will do my best to fulfill your requests. I will refuse any NSFW asks, btw.

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