if I had a world of my own everything would be nonsense

Stormpilot Modern AU Pt 2 Pt 1 “Fine. So if you won’t talk about the Air Force… what’s with all the alcohol?”  “You sure like to ask the easy questions, don’t you, kid?”  “Maybe I’m just curious.”  “Does that mean you’re interested in me?” “It means I wonder how a hero goes from best pilot in the Air Force to living on booze and cigarettes.”  “Yeah. Okay. Well, this isn’t fun anymore. I didn’t invite you to my house for 20 questions about my personal life.” “Why did you invite me over, Poe?” 

Kylux Modern AU: Ren is Hux’s hot new roommate that engages in way more PDA than Hux is okay with seeing at the breakfast table. 

this is probably the best compilation out there

THIS IS ENGLAND / 2017

Everyone’s a little different…

I am the 3rd gif! 

When your dad is your uncle and your aunt is your mum and your girlfriend is your aunt and your grandfather killed your grandfather and your brother is Aegon and so are you

Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats

that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT

So you guys remember that internet sensation that was the sex therapist that taught us about “grapefruiting” (incorporating grapefruit into blowjobs)? Has anyone written a semi-hilarious smut about Captain Swan trying that, because I would pay money for that.

@this-too-too-sullied-flesh I nominate you.

i don’t write smut, allie

That’s what you say...lol I know, I know, but the nomination stands. You’re the only one I trust to balance the ridiculous.

‘Cause if they used us, and they abused us, how could you tell us that we were wrong?

7x05 - “Greenbacks”: Filming, August 28

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