BLACK SAILS • X. “I am convincing the crew to allow me to remain with them. As we discussed.” “Is that what you're doing?”
capybara
cousins!
you bottle Miette??
You crush Miette like the grape?
brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS
The Cask of Miettellado
So I read the half life of valery k and man oh man did this story about depressed pathetic middle aged men in a soviet nuclear power plant give me terminal brain worms so I had to doodle them
Obsessed with how people will just say stuff
i watch baseball for the side quests
throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout
this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl
baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.
and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:
or the beloved hot foot prank:
or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:
or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:
i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post
me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:
I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it
extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality
it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks
just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?
OH NO…
BONE THEIF!!!
Page one of Queens Play and Dorothy is already saying "fuck you" to me
softieghost: i want to read a fun and nice book about my favorite guy francis crawford having a fun and nice time
dorothy:
For some reason I am 100% convinced that I need to read The Hands of the Emperor by Victoria Goddard and I will absolutely love it and it will solve all my problems
I got the chance to road trip out to the path of totality! My phone camera didn’t do it justice, so I painted what I saw instead 🌞🌚
THE LORD OF THE RINGS set design appreciation: ― Lothlorien's Haven
its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation
am I into 'rope and rigging'?🤨 uh yeah I guess you could say so
Murderbot wrote this.
its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him