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Lambert appears to be the only person who notices Geralt and Eskel running themselves completely ragged instead of resting the way everyone is supposed to during the winter. And if he's the only one who cares, then, well, he'll have to be the one to do something about it.
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Having recently been in a conversation in the AWAU server about making monster parts into armour, and having read several asks on your blog about Ciri accessorizing with monster parts on the progress, I really want her to have a dress which is covered in sequins made from monster scales/carapaces.

It would be insanely labour intensive, but it would be pretty as hell, and it would absolutely destroy the ego of whoever she wore it to see.

idk, i feel like it'd be fun :>

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Ooooh that would be such a powerful move on her part, though. No one else would have anything even vaguely comparable; she'd be emphasizing her connections to the Witchers and setting a fashion no one else could possibly achieve.

I...might know where she could wear it, in fact...

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I can so see it being sort of Milena’s idea and Lambert and Aiden gleefully running off to get all the very prettiest monster bits that are or can be made safe for human contact and preparing them all for her as she designs/plans this outfit.

The boys may or may not rope in another few Cats because really who else do you go to for the shiny things that don’t blow up and aren’t intended to be poisonous.

I also have no doubt that if someone explained the purpose to Yen she’d be more than willing to turn her prodigious skills to finding and portalling Witchers to specific types of monster

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How sturdy are those scales the sequins are made of? If they follow the usual pattern for monster hide then having what is essentially an armored fancy outfit would be a convenient extra safety precaution during times when actual armor would be improper.

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I mean if you think about it regular silk and leather made great armour so using arachas silk and draconid leather would probably ramp that up even further, and then if you add shaelmaar scales (shaped and filed obviously) it would probably be bomb proof 😂

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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

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Milena has been firmly ordered to take a vacation. She's intending to sleep in, enjoy the beautiful scenery, and indulge in a few meals at the resort's well-regarded restaurants.

The astonishing couple she meets on her first evening might change those plans a little.

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“Well, you put up with me because I can read and write in ancient Egyptian, and I can decipher hieroglyphics and hieratics and well, I am the only person within a thousand miles of this place who can properly code and catalog this library, that’s why!”

Evelyn Carnahan, The Mummy 1999

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