I assigned a US state to every Columbian operator.

Yes I have an objective methodology, no I didn’t leave anyone out, yes all my selections are correct and unchallengable.

I am freed of all worldly desire. I now desire only the unworldly. which is to say the elves.

maomao

♡ miku is replacing santa this year ♡

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

Sopping wet, inept feathered schemer

i feel the need to emphasize that the scheme in question here is "i am going to catch a small frog in a jar"

*perks up*....somewhere out there a cunty elf has just escaped samsara

hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

firefox is good because it has a fox in it

“you mean you like the mascot?” yes but no. firefox is good about stuff like optimization and adblock. it’s like that specifically because they put a fox in there. the fox did that for you.

put a vole in your disc drive for the fox. it’s doing a good job.

<- full of compliments…

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs

Bro: Sure thing dude

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インナースーツクリス by サリヒラ@sarihira303

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Getting conflicting information here

Kon-Ga-Boy さん