Chen Chen, from "Poplar Street"
“Oooh, thighs are my favorite.”
“I like breasts myself.”
“Ah, those are good too! So are ribs.”
“I do like ribs from time to time.”
“Throats, too. And hands.”
“…oh! You’re talking about like, attractive body parts! I thought you were talking about food.”
“Oh no I’m very much also talking about food.”
yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world
petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
AMENDED
[ID: reply from clown-bastard-man reads: It should be DTFQ because I’m always dtf queers. /end]
Merry Pitchmas @gaytrashgoblin! I'm your Secret Santa! I hope you have a great Christmas and enjoy my gift for you!
Let me know if you have an AO3 account so I can gift it to you!
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pitch Perfect (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Beca Mitchell/Aubrey Posen, Chloe Beale/Chicago Walp Summary:
The Holidays are here, but Aubrey can't bring herself to be as cheerful as she'd like. She's been trying to have a baby for almost a year with her wife, Beca, to no avail. Maybe there's something the little brunette can do to cheer her wife up.
The Unexpected
Merry Pitchmas @anotherbechloeshipper! Kind of wild that I've gotten you for this more than once now, but happy holidays Amy!!
Hello from your Secret Santa! I wanna know if you have an AO3 account! Fear not, your gift is on the way!
I do! It should be the same as my tumblr.
Hello from your secret santa! What do you want for pitchmas?
Whatever format it be in, I'm partial to Mitchsen (AubreyxBeca). Established relationship, and hurt comfort and angst with hally ending are usually my genre of choice, but a good old fluff is always good too.
Thank you in advance, SS!
Hey I love ya
No I love you!!!
Dyslexic adventures!
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It's been a very "simping for Brittany" kind of week
Quinn Fabray + being a dork
PP1 Bechloe is peak bc not only do you have literally every single scene they are together being gay as fuck, you’re also treated to them singing straight love songs whilst making the most gayest eye contact I’ve ever seen like.
When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …
@hieronymus-bush … although I’m not sure what you’ll think of it 😆
Holy hell. He has amazing technique AND he didn’t just transcribe the piece to piano, he essentially composed classical music (and honestly some neo-classical, lol) based on the melody. Plus, he kind of looks like Freddie.
People in the 1800s would've gone apeshit over this in the concert halls
Reblogging to watch later...
BABY GAY. DID U JUST MENTION ME ON THE SOFTEST POST TO EVER POST????? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME EMO????? BECAUSE YOU’VE SUCCEED IT!!!!
We've been friends for so long, you know I love you
Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can't believe your sister hasn't apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don't know your name. I'm having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here's a doodle I made in class. I'm stealing your clothes as we speak, they're so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I'd love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I'm making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We're having a coffee date. I love you. I'm giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.