im gonna fucking cry

Warlocks after a short rest

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

i'm gonna thrup

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

The answer is well-done

show me your jaw muscles

so strong (─‿‿─)♡ one car tire steak coming right up sir

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

Me if I were a dog

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground