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queen286

@queen286 / queen286.tumblr.com

Nigerian American that's into marvel and stuff
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Anonymous asked:

Yo!!! I just listened to that interview with Michael B. Jordan... it made me want to hear the Chadwick interview again. Michael honestly is such a fuck boy.

Chad is definitely more aware, seeing as he actually taught African Studies at a cultural center for some years. He knows wtf he’s talking about and has years of experience to back it up mean while y’all mans is just there to look cute. 

No substance, no chin, he’s just there. 

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destinio1

Daaammmnnn! It’s like that

“No substance, no chin..”

Sis, I deadass forgot I went in like this. Lmao

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queen286

U know, I actually kept defending this boy and now he don't talked some shit like this. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Michael is officially dropped

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ohmychukk

Peter Parker? Don’t you mean Peter Particle?

Starlord? More like Stardust.

Black Panther? Pretty sure he’s Black Powder

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queen286

😫😫

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

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“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

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“Boys will be boys!”

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“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

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Cannot not reblog.

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

boy am i glad this has so many notes

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fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

Rihannaaaaaaaaaa

I legit would have did the same thing

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NAH I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION FOR YALL

I saw Infinity War for the 3rd today this question was on my mind the WHOLE movie…

Yall think Thanos a virgin? 🤔

Was he clappin some alien cheeks during his search or….?

HE HAD LIKE 10 KIDS IN THE MOVIE FAM

They were all adopted tho

He is definitely a virgin because who is smashing this nigga? 💀💀

Hey, yeah…..why is this the question you chose to ask?

People actually wanna smash him and this is news to me. I’m actually shocked

y’all lame. this purple nigga can blow my whole spine out and I would thank him

Wait you deadass 😭

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storibambino

Idk if he ever got any but in the comics the reason he wants to destroy half the universe is for Hela the Goddess of Death

Well that nigga needs to calm down

He tryna knock the dust off of Death’s pussy he ain’t got time for you hoes. He saving his dick for a real bitch!

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Prompt List & Songfics

Since I’m not torturing myself enough with the five drafts I currently have from random ideas I came up with/ships/continuing stories….lets add some requests into the mix! For songfics, I thought it’d be fun if you gave me a character and a random number from 1-82. With the number, I’d pick a song on my music playlist and write a oneshot based on it. Now, prompts! These prompts were ones I found and compiled. If you see any that are yours, message me and I can give you credit if you’d like. Anyways, send me a character and a couple numbers from the list for prompts you want me to use. This is just something fun so send some requests in!

1. “Are you even listening to me?”

2. “Where are your pants?”

3. “I laugh because I hurt inside.”

4. “Please refrain from shooting her, we need her for later.”

5. “It wasn’t a jet, it was a helicopter.”

6. “That’s french for ‘go away’.“

7. “You know, I would help, but making fun of you is so much more satisfying.”

8. “And then the murders started.”

9. “What did you just do?!”

10. “It was all me, by the way.”

11. “I love you, and I’m sorry. I’m so sorry that I can’t stop loving you.”

12. “You know ‘give me a warning’ means let me know BEFORE they come in here!”

13. “I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not.”

14. “Please. Just hold my hand.”

15. “I am very, very bad under pressure!”

16. “Shut up, it’s fine, just chill, we’re fine, I’m fine, everything is cool, everything is good! We’re chill, nothing is happening and I am not freaking out, not at all, we’re FINE.”

17. “Now, not to be forward, but I love you.”

18. “I’m 72 different flavors of done with you.”

19. “You’re not just a tool, you’re a whole box of tools! You’re a toolbox!”

20. “It’s do or die, most likely die.”

21. “I did NOT tell you to set it on fire!!”

22. “Jail can’t stop me.”

23. “I’m too sober for this shit.”

24. “Can someone shoot him?”

25. “Well this isn’t at all like High School Musical.“

26. “Quick, blend in!”

27. “Can I help you?”

28 “Don’t be intimidated by my bloody and battered figure.”

29. “I can see you, you know.”

30. “Well that was unsettling.”

31. “Don’t judge me, but I may have murdered someone.”

32. “Were you born a dick, or did you have to go out of your way to learn how to be one?”

33. “Let’s just say I mildly panicked…”

34. “You look like an open autopsy.”

35. “Break my heart and I’ll break your face.”

36. “What would I do without you?”

37. “That’s quite the bombshell you dropped on me at 3 am.”

38. “Wow. Muscles.”

39. “I can’t because it hurts too much to even think about.”

40. “I never want to see you again.”

41. “Why are you naked in my kitchen?”

42. “Are you wearing my shirt?”

43. “Shh… I’ve got you.”

44. “Fuck you and fuck your stupid fucking face.”

45. “Can’t a guy get a little gratitude?”

46. “What do you mean ‘what do you mean’?”

47. “I kept all of it. Every last thing.”

48. “Call me tonight, and I’ll make it feel like I’m there.”

49. “Focus on me.”

50. “Tell me to leave and I will.”

51. “I don’t know what to say.”

52. “His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.”

53. “It’s not a double date. We’re just… third and fourth wheeling.”

54. “You drive me fucking crazy.”

55. “You can fall apart if you want to.”

But seriously, credit to the creators of this! I would tag people but I’m not sure who wrote them originally so please let me know and I can give credit.

Send in some oneshot requests! I have free time tonight but I’m not feeling very inspired by my drafts right now.

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queen286

Can you do prompt 48 and 23 please?

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lorillis

OH MY GOD 🙊. YOU SHOULDN’T SKIP THIS WITHOUT WATCHING. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. THIS IS A MASTERPIECE 😻💕

|• Cr: @voordeel from Youtube •|

I don’t think I’ve rebagelled anything in years at this point but I just watched this literally 7 times in a row soo

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grabetsi

THIS IS EVERYTHING

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brendaonao3

Yeah, so this is perfect

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queen286

This is amazing!!!😁

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Date

Summary: Reader is an alien from outer space who gets invited to join the avengers. Peter asks reader out on date and she accepts, but she doesn't really know what a date is so she decides to look it up on the internet. And we know how the internet can be. 

 A/N: This is my first time writing so please go easy on me. I really hope you like it: 

 "I repeat can you hear me Y/N"

 "Yes, so what is the target," you asked. This was my second mission ever since the avengers took me in. When I came to Earth, I hoped it would be better than Xandar, but things weren't as great as I hoped. When humans saw me using my telekinesis and elemental powers, they got scared and started to treat me so hostile and like a monster. Eventually I couldn't take it no more and let's just say I ended up creating a major disaster that shall not be spoken of. And that's when the avengers got a call about "alien activity " and they took me in.

"The target is a middle aged man with the name Simon Grinzinski who is a very dangerous nuclear weapons salesman. Your assignment is to lead Grinzinski to the alley, so I can take him in. Got it." Natalie said through the earpiece in your ear. 

"Yes," you lied. Ever since you came to Earth never really understood Earth ways and understand the terminology. You honestly didn't know what a middle aged man looked like and why someone would sale nuclear weapons, but you just rolled with the plan. "Okay Y/N. The target is across the room, now it is time to go in." Natalie said. 

You walked to a man in a white suit and expensive rings on his fingers. "Good evening. Is there by any chance your name is Grinzinski. " "So what if it is," he said taking a drink of his whiskey, "State your business or get loss." You tried your best to keep your anger in. "I heard you know a thing or two about nuclear weapons and I was wondering if we could discuss this maybe outside in the alley." He suddenly became interested and followed you to the alley where a certain surprise would be waiting for him. 

 -- 

 Next morning ,you were training in the gym when he came. Peter Parker. You don't know how the spider boy makes you feel this kind of way but what you do know is that it has become a problem ( like you find yourself staring at him constantly problem). 

 "Hey Y/N" Peter said waking you from your thoughts. 

 "Uhh.. Hey Peter umm what a nice Earthly day we are having." You said instantly cringing at your remark. 

 Peter chuckled. "So I was wondering if you would like to... umm you know maybe... umm want to go on a date some time, but you don't have to I totally understand. " 

 A date? You weren't really quite sure what a date was but you knew it required doing something with Peter so you agreed. "Umm I would be honored to go on a date with you" , you said. Peter looked at you with a face of disbelief because of the words that came out your mouth because girls don't really find him attracting and for you to say yes to him made him the happiest boy in Queens. 

"So I guess I'll pick you up at umm maybe 7:30 or whatever time sounds good to you?, he said. "7:30 is good I suppose. " you said. You left the gym and you could've sworn you heard Peter cheering and screaming to himself. You chuckled at the sound and went to go find out what a date was. -- "Jarvis"

"Yes Ms. Y/N"

"Can you please pull up information on 'dates"?

"Yes"

You looked at the screen and saw couples holding hands and hugging and kissing. You were amazed at what you saw. And you were more amazed that the Peter Parker, the boy who gives you these weird feelings, wants to go on a "date" with you.

"Jarvis could you by any chance pull up any information on what people do at dates?" You asked.

"Sure thing", he said, " At dates people hold hands and enjoy each others company and have a good time and usually seal the date with a kiss." You were happy with what Jarvis told you and noticed that it was 5:30. You had to start getting ready for your date. Saying the word made you so happy. "I'm going on a date with Peter Parker, " you repeated to yourself.

"Jarvis could you perhaps tell me what type of clothing people wear and the way they arrange themselves. "

"Yes .... here you go" You saw a few pictures and decided to go with them.

You couldn't wait for your date with Peter.

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You heard a knock on the door and finished putting on this paint for your lips and opened the door.

"Hey Y/N Woah, " Peter stared at you with wide eyes and with a shocked expression on his face. You got worried

"Umm do I look ugly?", you asked, worried with Peter's expression.

"No you look amazing," he said. A blush forming on your face.

"Umm thank you.... So shall we go, " you said reaching out for Peter's hand.

"Yeah," he said taking your hand and giving it a small squeeze.

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You couldn't help but notice that Peter was staring at your curves the whole time and could keep his eyes away from your chest.

"So are you enjoying my company?", you asked Peter. He stopped looking at your body and looked at your face and said, "Of course. Are you not enjoying mine?", he said with a look of worry. "I am .I was just wondering since you haven't really said anything since we've got here and have been looking at my body?", you said.

Peter blushed from your comment and changed the conversation.

"So this menu looks good. What do you think you'll have?" , Peter said. "Honestly I'm not really quite familiar with Earth food, so I really don't know what I should get", you admitted.

"No problem, " he said and the waitress came to get your orders. "Can we get 2 New York Style Pizzas?", he asked. The waitress nodded and went off. "Your gonna love pizza",Peter assured me.

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You guys holder hands throughout the night and you always seemed to find yourself laughing to Peter's jokes that weren't really that funny. You told Peter about your home planet and how people treated you so mean when you came to Earth. He told you about being in high school and about this amazing thing called Star Wars and how he deals with a person called Flash who torments him. It felt nice to have a person who you could share your thoughts with and could kind of relate with.

Peter walked you about to the tower and it seemed like everyone was sleeping.

"Thanks for letting me take you on a date... maybe we could do this another time?", he said before walking off.

"Peter wait, " you said

He turned around and looked at you . You ran to him and put your hand around his neck and kissed him like you saw in the pictures and you felt him put his hands around your waist.

You pulled back and said, " Thanks for an amazing night. Hopefully we could dfo this again like you said." You gave him a small kiss and waved him goodbye. Peter still couldn't process what had just happened. You on the other hand couldn't wait for your next date.

"Jarvis do you by chance no what happens on second dates?"

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