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Jamie Dornan - A Private War (Soundbites Interview)
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Archer and Hampus // modern!au/dark
Funny you’re the broken one but I’m the only one who needed saving ‘Cause when you never see the light it’s hard to know which one of us is caving Not really sure how to feel about it. Something in the way you move Makes me feel like I can’t live without you I want you to stay, stay.
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↠ || ☾ || Having noble parents sounded difficult, confusing and upsetting too. Though she didn’t want to comment on that and sour the mood. If Hampus wanted to tell her more, that was his choice, she would listen.
But she was happy he could dance, and with her, despite the poor weather. Ellana was all smiles, giggling when he twirled her. Sometimes it was good to just have a little bit of fun. A playful way to let off some steam with things being so tense.
“My clan did! We danced when we celebrated things. A holiday or birthday. At weddings.”
And while the smile doesn’t fade, her eyes get a sad look in them. Her movements slow a little, half tucking herself against the man as they stood between the trees.
“I danced with Garrick too. We never had music but it did not matter. We had fun anyway.”
He loved to hear her giggle when he twirled her around, so he made sure to twirl her a lot. When she talked about her clan it sounded nice. “Elven parties...and you always hear about elves frolicking in the moonlight, only that “he chuckled and they continued to dance. the rain didn’t mind Hampus, it wasn’t so bad.
When she got a sad look in her eyes talking about this Garrick person Hampus looked down on her and smiled in a gentle way “ I am sorry, my lady, didn’t mean to wake up any sore memories and tore old wounds open.”He said and their dance slowed down a bit. But he picked up the pace again, started to hum a bit and twirled her around once more, then pulled her close to him.
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“I think I would be a very successful, but highly inappropriate elementary school teacher.”
“Please stay away from children, you will make them read your poems and they will suffer for all eternity.”
“No come on...my poems aren’t that bad...” Hampus exclaimed but then stopped and burst into laughter. “Or maybe they are and you’re right it is like I said I would be good, but very inappropriate teacher.” he looked at his husband in thought, furrowing his brows. “You really don’t like my poems ? they are maybe not good, but they come from the heart you know”
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SEND ME A SYMBOL !! #2
A bit more NSFW than the last one. Add ’ +’ to reverse.
💋 - to kiss down my muse’s body. 👅 - to have oral sex with my muse. 👂 - to sensually lick my muse’s ear. 💤 - to cuddle up with my muse, after sex. 💦 - to give my muse an orgasm. 👕 - to undress my muse. 👀 - to admire my muse’s naked form. 🤳 - to take a picture/record our muses. 🙈 - to have 1st time sex with my muse.
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Random Starters:
- “I’m wearing heels and a beret at 8 am and nobody seems to care.”
- “Vegans aren’t allowed in Texas.”
- “If I flip a coin and it’s heads, I’ll go through with it, but if it’s tails, I’ll still go through with it because I’m awesome.”
- “Spoiler alert: Jesus wins.”
- “Someone told me a knock knock joke and I cried for four hours straight.”
- “I could put flowers inside it, or like, drop my Legos inside it.”
- “Would you take out the trash, bae?”
- “Your rabbit is so evil. I swear it’s out to get me.”
- “I feel like I’m dipping my hand in poop.”
- “I’m a little worried this is going to stain my skin, but you know, it’s Friday, so let’s party.”
- “I’m nocturnal. Kinda like a bat.”
- “The scariest possible thing that could be sent to you there is, ‘hey, girl/man, send me some nudes.’”
- “Last night, it was too windy for my booty-call to make it over.”
- “If you have $300 and a lot of friends, then you can get barely tipsy in a bathtub.”
- “I’m gonna ship your ass out of here. I can’t stand you anymore.”
- “What the fuck. Get your crusty ass off those veggies.”
- “Can you stop taking selfies every 3 steps? It’s annoying.”
- “I think you’re butt-chugging on accident.”
- “I complimented you. Now you have to have sex with me.”
- “PSA: not everyone wants to get in your pants.”
- “I’m kind of hip.. I mean, I watch music videos.”
- “Oh, shit! .. I mean oh, shoot.”
- “I taste like I need some sleep.”
- “It looks very evil even though it’s ice cream colored.”
- “I have a bad case of the manboobs.”
- “Hands up or I’ll kill you right in the face!”
- “If I weren’t wearing pants right now, it’d just be like: right butt-cheek alert.”
- “You know what? This is my best friend now and I’m taking him/her home.”
- “I’m really good at lying, so I think I’ll do great.”
- “Are you calling me out?”
- “I feel very dirty that I was not able to express my emotions.”
- “Why did you bring children?”
- “It smells like feet.”
- “I’m a fucking excellent cuddler. I’m a god damn pro.”
- “Is this poison?”
- “I don’t wake up in the morning and go ‘you know what I wanna do? I wanna eat a tarantula today’.”
- “This is not something you’re supposed to eat.”
- “I slapped a stranger in the face because s/he didn’t wish me happy birthday.”
- “They sell babies at the hospitals sometimes.”
- “I think I would be a very successful, but highly inappropriate elementary school teacher.”
- “S/He’s like a man and s/he looks like s/he’s pooping.”
- “Aww, I’m gonna hang it up on the fridge for a week until you forget about it.”
- “Why do you have these rules in place? Let us be free.”
- “You should burn this.”
- “How many eggs do I need? Fuck it. I’ll just buy all of them.”
- “I’ve got blue balls of the heart.”
- “I don’t like babies, but I do like parties.”
- “Oh, sorry I don’t do drugs.”
- “[NAME] wants to make me smile. Good fuckin’ luck.”
- “I smiled once and I hated it.”
- “You know, white bread’s a lot like me: plain, not super healthy, but generally likable.”
- “It feels like I’m massaging a really squishy butt.”
You need your rest!
“But I feel fine, my lady” Hampus said and tried his best to act like he had taken a good night’s sleep instead of two hours and half he really had had. But then again he didn’t resist when the much smaller woman pushed him towards the bed and actually smiled and when he felt the soft sheets under him. He might also have some fever, at least his head was buzzing or maybe it was a starting migraine thing. Anyway he really needed to rest.
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he is lust.
he is sex in the back seat of a car.
he is hickies on the beach.
he is groping in a movie theater.
he is ass grabbing in an empty aisle.
he is dirty whispers on the phone.
he is pressed thighs and lip biting.
he is moaned names.
he is trembling and goosebumps.
he is breathlessness after a touch.
he is frustration and dark eyes.
he is insanity and clawing nails.
he is the pleas of more.
he is the begs of not stopping.
he is the fantasies that have your hand between your thighs, wishing it was his mouth instead.
he is sex.
he is lust.
he is a drug.
one you’ll take with a scream of pleasure and a whimper for another.
the dangers of dating a boy who knows exactly what he’s doing. (via tonkinwrites)
Source: synestheticprincess
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Send "You need your rest!" For My Muse's reaction to Your's trying to force them into bed and make them sleep
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Send "You belong to me!" for My Muse's reaction to Your's saying this while holding onto Mine tightly
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Send “💒” for our muses to wake up married after a long night of partying.
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Random Starters
“We should go on a vacation.”
“Can I borrow some money?”
“So…. my parents kicked me out. Can I crash at your place for a while?”
“I’m colorblind how am I supposed to know which is the right color?”
“Please don’t be mad….I couldn’t just leave him/her alone in the cold. ”
“Look how cute she/he is!”
“I want a baby.”
“I don’t want kids.”
“Want to go to the mall with me?”
“Wanna share a milkshake?”
“I told you not to eat so much.”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“Being single sucks maybe we should just marry each other. ”
“I want to be alone.”
“I promise I won’t bring home another cat/dog.”
“I don’t think they’re good for you.”
“I’m just trying to help.”
“Don’t make me fall in love with you.”
“I don’t think we’re right for each other.”
“Stop judging me. I don’t care if this is my fifth carton of ice cream.”
“Here try this.”
“Something smells burnt.”
“Did you get another fight?”
“Let me take care of you.”
“Let me love you.”
“I want to punch you in the face.”
“I want to spend my life with you.”
“That tastes delicious!”
“I think I just got dumped?”
“I got a new job!”
“I can’t wait to leave this stupid job.”
“I hate my boss.”
“I know I’m an adult but that doesn’t mean I can’t have cute things.”
“Do you still have a stuffed animal collection?”
“Hey! Don’t touch that!”
“Look! It’s uhm… some kind of bird… you like birds right?”
“We should throw a party.”
“Wow that party sucked.”
“You can’t marry someone you just met.”
“You got married?!”
“Is that my shirt?”
“Someone broke into my house/apartment.”
“Can I pet your dog, please?”
“I got you a present.”
“I’m sorry…I may have broken something….”
“Please don’t be mad.”
“I don’t want to live without you.”
“Look at the stars!”
“We should play a game together.”
“Can you explain to me why I caught you kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend?”
“You jerk!”
“Does this look okay?”
“You have something on your face.”
“I swear you act like a child.”
“Why am I with you again?”
“You’re going to get hurt.”
“I told you so.”
“Can I sleep in your bed tonight?”
“Are you still afraid of the dark?”
“Why are you naked?”
“You asshole, you beat my high score!”
“You’re so full of yourself.”
“Do you want to go out to dinner?”
“Would you like to go out sometime?”
“I’d like to ask if you’d like to be my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“Are you done with that?”
“No time to explain. We need to get married now.”
“I’m in a lot of trouble.”
“I have to move away. My dad/mom got a new job.”
“Move in with me.”
“We should buy a house together.”
“Is your hair pink?”
“I love your hair!”
“You’re so cute.”
“Oh my god what did I just walk into.”
“I have to be anywhere else but here.”
“Oh would you like the time…”
“Don’t burn down the house, please.”
“Can we just not fight today, please. I don’t have the energy.”
“Maybe we should break up.”
“Do you even love me?”
“What are you watching?”
“You’re into that kind of stuff?”
“Oh my god are you okay?!”
“I think we have a first aid kit around here somewhere.
“It’s so hot, I’m dying!”
“I’m going to freeze to death! Do you really have to have the house this cold?”
“Do you think he/she will like it?”
“I want to do something for myself.”
“You’re constantly changing your plans.”
“I don’t feel like you want me here.”
“You’re late…again.”
“I got fired…”
“I wish everyday was like this.”
“That waiter/waitress is really cute!”
“Are you looking at their butt?”
“Please stop me from impulse buying an eight pound bag of sprinkles.”
“I don’t have a problem.”
“Why are you wearing makeup? ”
“You look breathtaking.”
“Can I feed you?”
“I swear you get cuter and cuter every single day!”
“Can I have my stuff back?”
“Why did we ever breakup?”
“Did we make a mistake?”
“Can we go to Disney Land/Disney World?”
“I’m so tired.”
“I feel like death.”
“Well don’t you look like a ray of sunshine.”
“I’m not a morning person.”
“That’s you fifth cup of coffee and it isn’t even noon yet.”
“I can’t have kids.”
“I’m dying…”
“Will you shut up for a second?!”
“My ex just asked me to marry them?”
“Why are you still hung up over your ex?”
“Wow that person looks just like you!”
“Can you send me pictures of your cat/dog?”
“I’m a simple man/women. I like naps, cute animals, and running from my problems just like everyone else.”
“Will you just ask me out already?”
“I swear you’re always on your phone.”
“We need to talk. You’re addiction to candy crush is affecting our friendship/relationship.”
“I just want you to listen to me.”
“Is that lipstick on your collar?”
“I think your crystal collection is getting a little out of control.”
“Don’t you think these dolls are creepy?”
“I think our place is haunted.”
“We need to move now.”
“I’m not going back there!”
“I’ve never done anything bad in my entire life. I took four sugar packets one time and I felt so bad that I brought them back.”
“You’re such a good person…its annoying.”
“You know you could just not be an asshole.”
“You’re behind on rent again.”
“Mmm that cake smells wonderful.”
“Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?”
“This is so embarrassing… I just want to die.”
“We’re breaking everything they gave you and going shopping.”
“You really need to stop wearing that ring.”
“It’s time to move on.”
“I told you they were no good!”
“I wish you would just leave them already. ”
“Do you want to stay at my place for a while?”
“Why is there someone sleeping in your tub?”
“Did we get married?”
“I never want to touch a bottle of alcohol again.”
“I’m sorry for the things I said when I was drunk.”
“That’s way too much sugar! Are you trying to kill me?”
“Why are you crying?”
“Have you really just been looking at pictures of cats/dogs all day?”
“Stop sending me memes!”
“I want to marry Godzilla and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”
“Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”
“Are you sure you should be eating that?”
“My head is killing me.”
“Are you really doing another DIY project? The last one nearly burned down our house/apartment.”
“You’re being too loud. It’s scaring the dog/cat.”
“Can you help me give her/him a bath?”
“Remind me why we thought this was a good idea?”
“You keep hogging all the blankets.”
“I’m getting a cat/dog.”
“I have to go to the hospital?”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were so sick?!”
“Stop trying to flirt with the cashier.”
“The barista just gave me his/her number.”
“Can we just pretend this never happened?”
“I can’t believe you did this behind my back!”
“I told you not to take them back.”
“I’m not going to be here for you when they break your heart again.”
“I think my bank account just laughed at me.”
“Why is everything in the kitchen pink?”
“Did you redecorate while I was gone?”
“How long have I been out?”
“Why are their paw prints all over the place?”