one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

For Those Saying Tootsie is Transphobic

A few months back, while Tootsie was Off-Broadway in Chicago, I went to go watch it. While I’ll try not to spoil anything, I’m here to say that this new musical production is NOT transphobic. Tootsie is simply the story of a stubborn actor who lied his way to fame. Throughout no part in the production was there even a single mention of transgender people nor the transgender community. Not one drop of hate was directed at the community. The main character, Micheal Dorsey crossdresses in order to get an audition. The only negative reactions from the other characters to this are being weirded out and betrayal, not out of shame for gender expression, but instead from actually being betrayed and lied to by Micheal. The theme of the musical is “lies may help you now but can harm you later”. The new production was NEVER intended to be transphobic. If one piece of merch happened to be interpreted as that and they apologized and took it down, they care about their audience and listen to them. They’re not about to wave around and draw attention to that piece of merch just for the attention. They respectfully took it down after listening to their audience, which is a proper and mature way to handle the situation. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

#high hopes is my villain origin story 

I know this is a joke but uh….I’d much prefer him to be known for a song about trying hard & being happy than a gossip story told ten years ago. I’m glad he’s able to be known as himself, not the band that broke up forever ago.

I'm what the kids call

Fucked

this cold open is a masterpiece

know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because “hate is a strong word.” yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings

They had a point though, reckless use of words never works out.

shut the fuck up. i hate you and i hate this dumbass comment

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

Note to self: playwrights to look for some monologues

Susan Lori Parker Sarah Rhul Rajiv Joseph Theresa Rebeck

It’s amazing what you can pull out of your academic ass when staring down the barrel of a deadline

Me after buying another overpriced novelty cushion, completely aware that I have so many on my bed already that I can barely move:

All cats are beautiful 🐱❤️

Friends Lockscreens

CinemaSins Voice: Ummm it’s clearly established a few seconds ago that the “tunnel” is painted on, so how did the Road Runner run through it as if it were real? *Ding*

why am i a college student and not a cat that lives in an antique shop

Me walking into heaven when society told me my gay ass was going to hell

Wholesome and true

Me arriving in hell anyway knowing damn well that being gay had nothing to do with it