This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

Same energy 

nominee for best tiktok of 2020 holy shit i got chills

Drowzee dancing in the background (reason for the small image) is just hilarious. Looks like he has fun 

Ok but he slick af wit it

Clint Barton ghost wrote this.

wow can’t believe jupiter is actually trans <3

The Funko Pop of Dorian Gray

this is a good joke but the concept of a funko pop physically aging terrifies me more than anything i’ve ever encountered in my life

hey i hate this

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE

Bruh hes just vibing leave him alone

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From Agnes Murgoci’s 1927 paper The Vampire In Roumania, as found in The Vampire Casebook compiled by Alan Dundes

This is so amazing to picture. Like ok men, we know PROBABLY some of you are vampires. IT HAPPENS. This is old timey Romania. That’s how it works. So hey don’t worry, no questions asked, personal business is personal business, but if EVERYONE would just go take a shower we would really appreciate it. Thanks. 

(via varlandgear)

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

You’re not going to heaven.

some of you have never had to pace around your bedroom praying for two entire hours to know that the Plan of Salvation includes you and it really shows

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected