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baekhyun chanyeol kai and sehun going absolutely apeshit now that junmyeon's enlisting and 98% of their impulse control is on paternity leave
*in the gc*
chanyeol: congrats on the solo debut!!! we all pitched in on a gift and you'll LOVE it
junmyeon: omg really what is it?
baekhyun:
junmyeon: oh my fucking god i
Kyungsoo: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is killing it on the dance floor.
Kyungsoo: Just kidding, I was almost arrested for homicide once. They couldn't prove it :)
chanyeol: don't tell your mother
baekhyun: kiss one another?
chanyeol: ＤＩＥ ＦＯＲ ＥＡＣＨ ＯＴＨＥＲ
baekhyun, terrified: i-
*at jongdae's wedding reception*
minseok: hello welcome. this is my wife jongdae and this is his wife
chanyeol: tell me something that’s worse than a heartbreak
jongdae: when you wake up in the morning but forgot to charge your phone
baekhyun: when you wake up in the morning
minseok: when you wake up
junmyeon: bisexuals can only like two things, so I've chosen red velvet and destroying the patriarchy
jongin: do you support gay rights
sehun: i am gay
baekhyun: HE'S DODGING THE QUESTION!!!!!!
*texting*
minseok: dude I'm dying
chanyeol: without me? :/
flight attendant: before we take off, please secure all small items
sehun, turning to kyungsoo and minseok: are you guys happy? do you feel safe?
kyungsoo and minseok:
ot9 exo ls every day every hour
Anonymous asked:
jongdae: my fiancée’s pregnant Chanyeol: awesome!! Can’t wait to find out if I’m gonna be an aunt or an uncle!!!!
bro i only saw the preview for this and thought chanyeol was gonna say "cant wait to find out who's the father" bsknfskcnksnclsmcmsjc
jongdae really saw those jokes saying minseok has a secret wife and kids and that yixing wanted to meet a nice girl this year and said move losers its my time to shine go hard or go the fuck home
Anonymous asked:
GIRL WHERE ARE YOU KIM JONGDAE IS FUCKING ENGAGAED AND GONNA BE A DAD HOLY FUCK
BRO I JUST WOKE UP DBSKZNS CHEN SAID WE DONT USE PROTECTION WE PULL OUT AND IF SHE GETS KNOCKED UP WE SHOTGUN WEDDING WE DIE LIKE MEN!!!!!
in the end it was jongdae with the secret wife and baby not minseok
suho: wash the dishes
sehun: ok boomer