Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

I “apologize” before hand if it bothers anyone, but I’ve got a new obsession with K-Pop group BTS and they’re gonna pop up a lot, probably.

Tuqburni | 3

Pairing: Yoonmin x Reader

Word Count: 6,402

Genre & Warnings: Angst, Fluff, explicit smut. Nongraphic and very brief mentions of past abuse and abandonment. Foster care (I feel like that disgusting system is a whole warning in itself). 

Notes: Next chapter is Yoongi’s POV 

Months pass quickly as the three of you begin to find a new rhythm, slowly figuring out how to balance things a little better. Not to say that things are perfect; you still feel like the odd one out at times. Yoongi has gotten better about including you, but you still feel like you’ll always come second to Jimin no matter what. It hurts, but the raw pain you’d felt before has simmered down enough for you to accept that this is the way it’s going to be if you want to keep Yoongi in your life. 

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These outfits continue to give me life and this dance is smooth af

The Country Witch

Chapter One: New Beginnings or A Bit of Luck

genre: romance, magic!au

pairing: taehyung x reader

warnings/things to look for: witch!reader, magical elements, eventual smut

length: 3.1k

summary: You move to a house in the country and are met by a golem on your first night.

a/n: look at this gorgeous edit that @6v6tmn did of Taehyung for this story! I’m honestly still on the floor.

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fjsjdj yoongis high pitched ‘baby boy’

House of Cards: An Ace (M)

word count: 4.8k

genre: super angst + references to smut; non-idol AU ; set in i need u + run mv universe, references to other mvs

pairing: ot7/reader (includes all pairings but enforced yoonseok, vhope, jikook, yoontaeseok, sugamon, yoonmin, jinkookmin)

summary: all eight of you were just trying to live life, go with the flow. unfortunately, fate had much more awful plans for you all.

warning(s): lots of angst, plenty of major character death, suicide, self-harm, depressing thoughts, cursing, sex (straight and gay), murder, violence, eating disorders, codependency, drugs, smoking, verbal, physical and mental abuse, sexual situations, use of the word slut and whore (both used only once), promiscuity, mentions of being arrested

a/n: this is suuuuper angsty so please read the warnings beforehand because it has a million things that could trigger someone. this was inspired by the song listed, along with a video edit that i’d love to link but unfortunately, the one link i had seen it from was a repost with no luck in finding it so if anyone recognizes the edit to go with the song, please let me know!

music: dynasty - miia

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USE HEADPHONES

if i don’t do something dramatic to my appearance soon i’ll lose it

Imagine being so immature and insecure that you have to bring down idols to make yourself feel better.

i have a FAT crush on yoongi

{\__/} ( • . •) / > ❤️ u want this? {\__/} ( • - •) ❤️< \ say you love Kim Seokjin first

I got that wake up in the sky vibe. Where Bruno Mars at👀😭

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond

I declare that the last six months of 2019 will be spiritually uplifting, amazing miracles will come true, answers will be received, prayers will be heard. ✨🌬

anyways @ armys who didn’t/wouldn’t mob bts….

here are some hearts just for you 💜💜💜