Yeah, we're coming at you fast Are you feeling the hot flash? Gonna get hit with the aftermath Gonna get hit with the WHIPLASH !

me: [stoked as hell to travel to Germany for @nekoshen‘s wedding] also me: [being like ‘oh god’ at the hit my bank account just took for the sake of plane tickets]

me: [being like ‘oh god’ at the hit my bank account just took for the sake of plane tickets] also me: [deciding to rent a house on a whim because lol fuck it I’m already hemorrhaging money anyway]

// Quick drawing that I’d like to do up better digitally later. I love how these two have developed (mostly into tea-drinking buddies lmao), but I thought it was funny to remember that primarily they’re a very uneasy alliance in the main verse.

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((um YES???? I’m really feelin’ this reptilian theme we’ve lowkey got going on lately with respect to their whole little alliance.

But really, I agree; I love how in their ‘main verse’ -- (the place where we actually take things somewhat seriously and don’t swerve into some kind of delightfully strange ‘and then they drank tea and snarked about everyone around them as well as each other’ limbo space) -- they’re definitely an alliance of necessity, having to put aside whatever differences might otherwise leave them at odds in favor of working together toward a shared goal of greater magnitude.))

since the end goal is for them to walk away fully rounded, enriched Renaissance People just in case they do end up becoming supreme kai or grand kai or an attendant, etc., i do headcanon that the education the kais get on kaishin is. Very. Well-Rounded. and includes a lot of things that we may not necessarily consider part of schooling in a lot of circumstances. but one must also remember that this is doubling as their socialization, since they don’t have a family group where they’re being taught how to take care of themselves and others, so school is where they must learn things of that nature as well

so this is just my little handy list of things that i personally headcanon to be included in the younger kais education, and perhaps the things that are normally dropped as time goes on, etc.

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The kiss-monster

Warm, cozy and cuddly. All three laid in this big bed under their soft blankets and simply enjoyed the time they had together this night.

Mina´s heart was light as a feather and so filled with happiness that the woman simply couldn’t stop smiling. With soft strokes she let her fingers glide over Shin´s arm, while Hushen laid on her left and was caressed by her tail. The woman leaned forward and her lips braces Shin´s shoulder.

“Seems like you are satisfied for tonight?”, the Supreme Kai asked her with a chuckle. Her lips tickled on his skin and her grin grew wider. Another kiss followed, and then another. Mina was highly amused about her lover´s responses and an idea grew in her mind.

“Oh, I liked it very much, my little sun. You were marvelous. Fantastic. Grandiose!” she answered with a kiss every few second. “You deserve a reward for your hard work! Say hello to the kissy-monster!”

And in the next moment, her hand held his wrist and Mina leaned over her precious little man. Hundreds of kisses are placed on him on all the spots she can reach on his naked body. Arm, chest, collarbone, neck, cheek! With every one of them she earned an embarrassed laugh and gets more eager with the next. Shin can only try to defend himself, letting out a “What? No! NO! Mina, don’t!” or a “Stop! Please, no!“ between his laughter, that gets louder and hearty. This whole game went on for a while, until had climbed her way up over his body and finally released his hands. She needed her own hands again to cup his face and give her Kaioshin a long-drawn kiss.

Their lips part eventually, and the red-haired woman looked down on a smiling Kai, that shone with joy and looked back at her panting. This image held her heart for a second. Her mind drowned in seeing him like this. How handsome he was, when he smiled! And these black, deep eyes…! So honest and full of mystery. Even after all these years with him, Mina never got over the stunning beauty of his eyes.

But he wasn’t the only one who could take her breath. Slowly she turned to Hushen, who watched them quietly. “Now, your turn. Time for the monster to visit you, my dear prince!” On all four Mina crawled over to the other man and placed slow kisses on his body. Less eager this time, but more calm. Every now and then, she lets out a mischievous chuckle and her teeth bite soft on his skin. His reaction was the same, with quiet giggling of the god under her. As she reached his face, she stopped for a moment. He was so beautiful. Mina sometimes couldn’t believe it. And for some reason his eyes were as stunning as Shin´s. They weren’t the same, but somehow had the same effect on her: they took her breath away and she could get lost in them forever.

Hypnotized she leaned closer to him and finally gave Hushen his long kiss, too.

(Hushen © @ofgoldenfruitborn!)

((For the purposes of this blog, I operate on the headcanon that, when it comes to “””gendered””” physical traits, Kais – a genderless people – can exhibit just about any combination of those traits from individual to individual, though some traits may be more or less common than others. Characteristics such as a deep voice, facial and body hair, an ‘Adam’s apple’, proclivity toward muscle development, phallic or yonic external genitalia, wide hips, breast development, and so forth are essentially a grab-bag of possible traits which have nothing to do with perceived sex/gender among Kais, and can occur in any combination, even if that combination would be regarded as unusual by the binarist human standard.))

((It occurs to me that a less lingo-laden way to sum things up is this:

Even if a Kai happens to look strongly “““masculine”““ or “““feminine”““, or is referred to as he/him or she/her, that says nothing at all about what characteristics or body parts they possess. This means, for the sake of an obvious example, that if a Kai presents in a more masculine way, it doesn’t necessarily indicate that they have a penis. They might have something like that, or they might not. We just don’t know.))

four iPhone photos, four seasons, one wild cherry tree.

treating himself ..

💋 muah!

Supreme kai meeting Malia for the first time 1, 7050 years ago.

Hope y'all like it.

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((I think I’ve said this to you at least once before, but it bears repeating: I love it when people tag me in their art! It means a lot to me when people are enthusiastic enough about their work that they want to go out of their way to show it to me. So, thank you for tagging me, and well done! Malia has a cute design -- I always like how big and full you make her hair.))

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