Unrealistic

the sequel

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies

how do draw good

this fucking post

i finally found it

BEHOLD...

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

good kitty, brave kitty, stupid but brave

remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis

people admitting to coming fast in my notes

op turned off rbs so here's my rb

Moves as smoothly as an ocean liner.

I couldn’t tell what it was at first, but that wasn’t what I was expecting

i thought it was an otter, then i thought it was a shark, and let me say i was wrong both times

There’s literally no way to guess. There’s no way at all to guess

i showed this to my mom, my aunt, my grandma, and the minute the quarantine ends this is going to become my go to dinner party conversation starter

Sea serpent

Moose are pretty good swimmers and they swim enough for Orca Whales to pose a significant threat.

My favorite moose fact is the cryptid herd in New Zealand. We know they’re out there, but nobody has seen one in over half a century.

In New Zealand.

Hi I’m sorry. I usually don’t insist that people elaborate on their comments but-

What the everloving fuck are you talking about???

In 1910, a herd of 6 females and 4 males was released in Fiordland. The last confirmed sighting was in 1952, and it was considered marginal territory for them, so it was presumed they had died out.

Until some moose hair was found in 2002.

This lead to extensive searches and installation of automatic cameras - none of which have caught an actual moose, though bedding and rub sites have been found.

The current theory as I understand it is that they’re living off of rich seaweed beds in the area.

Reblogging for the cryptid moose

NZ moose sighting in early 2020, everything you could want from a cryptid sighting

There’s Cryptid level moose in the Willamette Valley in Oregon too. They’re not usually native there, so no one knows where they came from, and no one’s seen one since like 2009. But they’re absolutely there, somewhere outside my former hometown in Salem, because they find tracks and fur samples.

Coyote are the same, but they’re cryptid almost everywhere. There are Coyotes living - thriving - in almost every major city in the US, but mysteriously no one ever sees them unless you go really hard at looking. And even then you’re lucky to see a shadow. No one really knows how or why or where they hide in urban jungles but they’re doing very well there, or at least we think they are, based on fluctuations in the Rodent and stray Cat populations.

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

she is very persuasive

where am i

DIY lion dancing