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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK

not entirely convniced by how this one came out but. i'm too lazy to try again lmao so here

@flightyfinch lmfjshdjd I saw your tag I'm just picturing it like I'm a boss fight and there's just this blatantly targetable weak point near my lower back that hits for like 800% bonus damage

have you by any chance checked lately to see if there's a big glowing eye back there

it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

Chilcharles Timothy warmups

me, a reasonably depressed edo period pilgrim: just do it. fuck me up

“I hope you’re all ready for mouth-watering sweet potatoes!”

“I thought we were going to be killed?”

“Oh no, I said marugoroshi! That’s what I call steamed yams!”

“You call steamed yams marugoroshi?”

“Yes! It’s a, uh, regional dialect.”

“Uh huh. What region?”

“Uhhhhh Sanuki-no-kuni.”

“Really. Well, I’m from Takamatsu and I’ve never heard of anyone call these marugoroshi.”

“Oh, not in Takamatsu, no, it’s a Marugame expression.”

“I see.”

thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

also dynamic routing algorithms are kinda amazing like, you don't even have to tell the computer where things are it just figures it out from talking to other computers?? it just automatically figures out where the entire internet relative to it is??? huh????

Stray cats 🐈

of course you have a full suit of armour both marking you as the romantic ideal of masculinity and obscuring your body so completely that your sex loses importance when signifying your gender and class. and pronouns

That's because this is Silmarillion