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Indi. Semi Selective canon divergence Tess from Naughty Dog's The Last Of Us EST: February 14 2017 Penned by Bunny (Theme under heavy CO)
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Hey guys sorry for the lack of replies last night, I started to feel crappy and BEHOLD I'm sick today lmao. I may just lay around the house and try not to die today though I might pop on to do more replies and answer more memes if I feel up to it

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“ if you’d like, i think it would be enjoyable to screw your brains out.”

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the walking dead starters ( s7ep7)|| Accepting - @wearesurvivxrs
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Slowly turning to face him, Tess watched him for a moment, brows furrowing. “...Are you---” Pausing, she shook her head again. “Are you high? You holdin’ out on me, old man?” Scoffing some, she shook her head, moving to walk over to him. “We really gotta talk about your drinkin’ problem. “

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Not-doing-too-good sentence starters

“Whoa, are you okay?”

“You took that hit pretty hard…”

“Don’t stand up yet.”

“That definitely looks broken…”

“Walk it off.”

“How are you feeling?”

“When was the last time you slept?”

“You look like shit.”

“Have you been eating enough?”

“Here, let me help you.”

“Why are you limping?”

“You’re really pale…”

“Did you just go throw up?”

“Why aren’t you eating?”

“______? You’re bleeding…really bad.”

“That looks infected.”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!”

“I told you you’d get sick.”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

“Wake up–you were hyperventilating, are you okay?”

“It was just a dream, you’re alright.”

“Look at me–you’re safe.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Are you bleeding?!”

“How’d you get a bruise like that?”

“What happened?”

“Let me help you!”

“Can you hear me?”

“You hit your head pretty hard.”

“Don’t move.”

“I know it hurts, I’m sorry.”

“Breathe.”

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the walking dead starters ( s7ep7 - part two.)

!!! SPOILER ALERT !!! FOR THOSE WHO HASN’T WATCHED THIS EPISODE YET !!!

  • “ i want to get to know you a little better, ___”
  • “ work it out. you’re smart.”
  • “ you’re smart enough to know that i’m not gonna let this slide.”
  • “ ahh, i can’t – i can’t do it.”
  • “ it’s like talking to a birthday present. you gotta take that crap off. i want to see what grandma got me.”
  • “ do you really want to piss me off?”
  • “ christ! that is disgusting. no wonder you cover that up.”
  • “ have you seen it? i mean, have you looked in a mirror? that is gross as hell.”
  • “ i want to touch it. oh, come on. can i touch it?”
  • “ damn. holy hell, kid. look, i… i just… it’s easy to forget that you’re… just a kid.”
  • “ i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings or anything. i… i was just screwing around.”
  • “ just forget it.”
  • “ seriously? i NEVER do that.”
  • “ i guess a kid firing a machine gun is a little bit of a distraction.”
  • “ all jokes aside, you look rad as hell.”
  • “ i wouldn’t cover that shit up.”
  • “ i swear to you, NO ONE is gonna screw with you looking like that. no, sir.”
  • “ were you gentle? were you kind?”
  • “ i’m just screwing around, man!”
  • “ get the hell out.”
  • “ now, you see? that’s what i’m talking about. men breaking each other’s balls.”
  • “ what do you like to do for fun?”
  • “ i want you to sing me a song.”
  • “ i want something in return for that.”
  • “ do not let me distract you.”
  • “ weird, huh?”
  • “ damn. dead, huh?”
  • “ you see it happen?”
  • “ i shot him/her. before it could…”
  • “ damn, no wonder you’re a little serial killer in the making.”
  • “ that was an example of breaking balls, by the way.”
  • “ hold that for me.”
  • “ what’s about to happen is gonna be hard to watch.”
  • “ i don’t want to do it.”
  • “ i wish i could just ignore the rules and let it slide, but i CAN’T.”
  • “ rules are what make it all work.”
  • “ i know it’s not easy.”
  • “ if you try to skirt it, if you try to cut that corner, then it is the iron for you.”
  • “ on your feet.”
  • “ ah, that wasn’t so bad, now, was it?”
  • “ clean that up.”
  • “ i’m all done, do your thing.”
  • “ well, the pussy passed out.”
  • “ it’s settled, we’re square. everything is cool.”
  • “ i hope we all learned something today, because i don’t EVER want to have to do that again.”
  • “ some crazy shit, huh? you probably think i’m a lunatic.”
  • “ come on. let’s go figure out what to do with you.”
  • “ i didn’t want to come back here.”
  • “ i’m not trying to definitively stop ya. just maybe slow your roll.”
  • “ i’m not waiting.”
  • “ that’s just being stupid.”
  • “ you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”
  • “ it doesn’t matter if you’re stealthy, snipey, gun or knifey. they have the numbers.”
  • “ someone has to pay the price. even if you’re willing… from all we’ve seen, it’s not a lock you’ll be the one.”
  • “ will the man who killed the man who saved our lives die?”
  • “ you’re not talking me out of this, ___!”
  • “ you owe me, and you owe ___”
  • “ if there’s a price, i’ll pay it. but don’t you tell me no.”
  • “ you don’t know anything, you don’t DO anything.”
  • “ you’re a coward. and you’re weak.”
  • “ for once, do something useful.”
  • “ don’t beat yourself up.”
  • “ you sold ‘em out, right? you had to.”
  • “ it’s not what happened.”
  • “ whatever helps you sleep at night.”
  • “ how do YOU sleep at night?”
  • “ you should go. someone’s going to see us.”
  • “ no, you absolutely cannot.”
  • “ why the hell not?”
  • “ look at this badass.”
  • “ you can’t because i’m not done with you.”
  • “ what? you got something to say?”
  • “ why haven’t you killed me?”
  • “ you see, s/he thinks s/he’s holding it together, but you saw it.”
  • “ you on the other hand… we shall see.”
  • “ it’s more productive to break you. more fun, too. you thinking that’s stupid?”
  • “ i’m thinking we’re different.”
  • “ what do you think i should do? you know i can’t let you go.”
  • “ so, do i kill you? iron your face? chop off your arm? tell me. what do you think?”
  • “ i think you should jump out the window to save me the trouble of killing you.”
  • “ now, there is the ___ that impressed the hell outta me.”
  • “ i think you’re not saying what you’re gonna do to me, because you’re not going to do anything.”
  • “ if you knew us, if you knew anything, you WOULD kill us.”
  • “ maybe you’re right. maybe i can’t.”
  • “ let’s go for a ride.”
  • “ if you do anything to him/her…”
  • “ what next? you want my shoes?”
  • “ great, great, great, great, great, GREAT!”
  • “ dooooon’t care ~”
  • “ cool. i’ll wait.”
  • “ we’re practically starving here.”
  • “ starving? you? by ‘practically’ you mean ‘not really.’ ”
  • “ REALLY? you people seriously don’t have a sense of humor.”
  • “ excuse me. what’s your name again?”
  • “ i am sorry for having been so rude to you just now.”
  • “ it looks like i’m gonna be here for a while.”
  • “ if you’d like, i think it would be enjoyable to screw your brains out.”
  • “ i mean, y’know, if you’re agreeable to it.”
  • “ i am about 50% more into you now. just sayin’.”
  • “ all right, well, i’m just gonna put my feet up and wait for my stuff to get here.”
  • “ would you be a lamb and make us a little lemonade?”
  • “ now, i know i left you some of that good powdered stuff.”
  • “ take me on the grand tour!”
  • “ how ‘bout this one?”
  • “ are you serious, ___? come on.”
  • “ oh-ho, my… look at this little angel.”
  • “ i’m sorry for what i said.”
  • “ i reject that.”
  • “ you meant it, you felt it, that’s your truth.”
  • “ i’d like to take it back to awkward silence now.”
  • “ find what you wanted?”
  • “ hey, neighbor. why don’t you come by later? we might grill out.”
  • “ oh, i like it here. i just might have to stay here.”
  • “ you know, i was thinking about what you said earlier, ___. maybe it IS stupid keeping you alive.”
  • “ i mean, why am i trying so hard?”
  • “ maybe i should just bury you in one of those flower beds? huh?”
  • “ what do you think about that?”
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                   Guess what? We’re shitty people, Joel.  It’s been that way for a long time.                                                            No, we are survivors. 

                                                 JOEL AND TESS                                                 INDEPENDENT ROLEPLAY ACCOUNTS                                                                  FOR THE LAST OF US

Penned by: Shana and Bunny || banner credit
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At this point he’s ignoring her attitude and downright dominance. Being defiant is the only way they’ll both make it out alive. He’s not fully ready to die and he’s not quite ready to lose her. It’s only a bum ankle and no real point in dying over. “Tess, just do yerself a favor and shut the fuck up. I ain’t leavin ya so get over it.” In response to how he’s going to shoot anything Joel makes a move and slings her weight over his shoulder. One hand free. “There? Happy? I swear t’ god woman.” She is probably going to punch the shit out of him when they finally get to safety, but Joel doesn’t care. Tess will be alive and that is all that matters. 
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As soon as she is shifted over his shoulder--as if she weighs nothing-- Tess balled her fist up again, hitting him harshly in the shoulder, though simply allowed herself to relax soon after with a huff. “You’re not usin’ your head. “ She grumbled, shifting a bit. “It’s cute you’re always goin’ on about how stubborn I am. Have you talked to yourself? Have you heard  yourself talk?” She asked. “You’re gonna get us killed. “

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    He looked at her for a moment, simply looking at her – and listening to her words – instead of quickly replying. Then, after a moment of silence, he waved his hand towards the guys behind him, motioning towards them that they should leave. It didn’t take too long before they picked up on his hint and moved away. He didn’t need them now – he was not going to try anything that would let her attack him either. Besides, he might even be able to take her.
          “Look, not everyone is as intelligent as the other, but… It’s not me who’s lucky – that guy over there is lucky. Would he have been beaten to a pulp then it was his own problem. Yes I would be pissed, but that would be it.” A light cough slipped from him, a smile slowly forming. “Listen, I don’t want you on my bad side, so tell me what you want to be cool again, mmh?”
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Staying quiet, Tess sniffed some, shifting her weight and looked off to the side again, always on alert. Licking the corner of her lips, she looked back over, reaching up to rub some at the side of her nose. She still wasn’t completely convinced she was in the clear, she didn’t know theses people, and they didn’t know her. Everything was still in the air. 

“....What do you have?”She finally asked, brow raising.. “Before we get to anythin’ else, why don’t you answer that for me? I’m pretty sure that’ll make things go  a little more smoothly, for you, for me, for everyone involved...So what do you have?” 

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