tell me something i don't know brother

if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

they call me the forgetter because i uh

imagine having a good relationship with your brother 

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

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??? why are “friends with benefits” now considered a cringe straight people thing???? friends can fuck. it’s literally fine

people on here are like “you CANNOT fuck someone unless you really love them and are in a long term romantic relationship with them!!!!!!! oh but sex workers are valid hehe”

someone on tiktok will be like “i’m not ready/looking for for a romantic relationship but i have a lot of stress so my friend and i consensually bone sometimes and it makes us both feel better” and someone on tumblr will post a screenshot of it and say “ewwww why can’t you just be normal??” while simultaneously claiming to be sex-positive

also aromantic people can have sexual relationships. that doesn’t make them “less pure” or whatever. who cares

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

im noticing a pattern here and i want to decipher it.

honestly you can just vote off of vibes and i'd prefer that

im noticing a pattern here and i want to decipher it. lets go by us height standards for people who NEED actual numbers, but again just vote off of vibes its fine either way:

oh and RB this for sample size bc im wildly curious how this works

"You need to relax"

Best I can do is dissociate