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oh, you know

@static-disaster

this is quickly just becoming a naruto blog but it will also have other old fandoms on it probably
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ahkaraii

Iruka coughed. “No,” he said. The food had gone the wrong way.

“Oh.” Naruto always held his ramen like someone was going to take it from him. “Okay.”

“Naruto,” Iruka said. “I got this old thing way before then. I promise.”

“Okay.” Naruto stirred the broth, chasing a stray noodle. “I always wondered, is all. If it was me, I mean. The Nine Tails.”

“It wasn’t.” Iruka put down his chopsticks. He licked his lips, and then dabbed himself with a napkin. “It was, um. Mizuki.”

Naruto’s eyebrows furled. “Who?”

“Mizuki,” Iruka repeated. “Mizuki-sensei.“

“Oh. Oh! That guy.” Naruto frowned. “That’s right. You were friends.”

Iruka sighed. “Best friends.”

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This is the FUNNIEST interaction I’ve ever seen in my fucking LIFE I’m cackling oh my god

Troll KING sass KING kskdnzmzm IMMM

You think your endangered Uchiha eyes can save you from my burns scolding?

IM SCREAMING

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naracult

I AUDIBLY LAUGHED GOODBYE

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skykashi

I absolutely love the fact that Kakashi doesn't care about his image in front of the whole world, he'd take out his book & start reading it in front of anyone no matter who they are or what their rank, without giving a single f but he'd be mortified if it was his dogs, trying to hide his shame behind his back like a kid who got caught by his mother 😂

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short fic challenge

Write a fic of no more than 2000 words for each of the following prompts. Post each one as a standalone story. If you wish, gather them together in a series or a collection, but do not post them as chapters of a single fic.

  1. A conversation you wish had happened in canon.
  2. An expression of love (romantic, platonic, familial - you choose)
  3. Character meta
  4. Episode meta
  5. That emotional moment that you can't find a plot for.
  6. A scene fully without context.
  7. The meeting part of a meet cute AU.
  8. A shocking announcement (or the reaction to it)
  9. A missing moment from canon.
  10. An alternate ending to an episode or scene.
  11. Someone just having the worst luck.
  12. An exchange of gifts or mementos.
  13. That great line that you can't find a plot for.
  14. The aftermath of a scene you'll never actually write.
  15. The scene that will give you, personally, the most joy.

Minimum length: 10 characters (as required by the AO3 posting form)

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