don't carry it all

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

up late at night thinking about a guy who exists to three people. such a desire to talk about him until my lungs give out and read every scrap of fanfiction on the internet and yet there is NOTHING!!!! and i have to pretend to be NORMAL about this. "oh yes your character is cool. have you considered writing more" meanwhile the wolves in my brain are tearing and biting

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

retail employees

Computers that still work but have become totally obsolete

grad students

vague prophet

something will happen

more scribblblbblblbles

ID: two griffins, presumably a child and their parent. they are both seemingly part american kestrel. the adult has large front talons and is standing looking at the child. the chick is sitting and looking back at the camera with slit eyes. /End ID

having to tap the "if an australian place name sounds strange to you please google it and make sure you're not just mocking indigenous languages" sign again

adding on that it’s good practice to do this in general. whenever I refer to a place in the Pacific Northwest in the U.S. I’ll get tags like “lmao I refuse to believe that’s the name of a real place” and it’s almost always a placename from a Salish language. it takes seconds to check, and you’ll steadily unravel internal biases in doing it.

As someone from Oklahoma in the USA, yeah, keep this in mind.

every day wake up & remind yourself you are an animal

you are a big clumsy mammal on a big clumsy earth. it's easy to think you've done something gross or uniquely bizarre but you're just a mammal. you get acne & dead skin falls off your body all the time. any kind of touch is stimulating. your teeth get loose & the way your fat sits changes & we act just like cats or orangutans or parrots. don't forget this. it's endearing to pretend you're looking in from the outside: all the little behaviors we share because we're looking for a warm rock to bask on or a beautiful flower to pick & press. every day wake up & remind yourself you are an animal

a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense

Why are you hiding this in the tags. Truth should never hide in the tags.

was just tagging another post and ‘les mis’ autocorrected to ‘les moose’ and now I need to know:

if you could insert a moose anywhere into Les Miserables, where would you put it

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me