This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

Brilliant 😂😂

I needed a good laugh 🤣

You're laughing.

She's there upside down tits out feet stuck and you're laughing.

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

They do actually!

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn’t know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said “Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too.” 

She stared at him for a long time and then said “How do you know I’m from Brooklyn?”

And he said “You have a Brooklyn accent.”

She said “I do?” and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said “I had no idea!  The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn.  I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did.  So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it.”

My moms a sign language interpreter, and she’s signed with people from all over the US. According to her, when she signs with people from the south they sign with a “drawl.” They have slower hand movements and exaggerate certain parts of the sign. People from the Midwest sign very fast and people from the south sign very slow.

So we were at a restaurant once and my mom started interpreting for someone who was trying to order and she was like “oh you’re from the south!”

And they were like “how did you know that?”

And she said “you sign with a drawl.” And they were really surprised that it came through that much.

It’s really interesting that even when not speaking verbally accents and heritage come through.

Humans are so fucking fascinating

Come Clean

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader Word Count: 2.8k Warnings: Best friends> lovers trope, slight dirty talk, SMUT!!! Summary: You're going on a date so you barge in on Dean while he’s having a bubble bath. Deciding to join him so you can get ready for tonight was lowkey the best decision you ever made. A/N: This was a fun one :D Enjoy.

“WOAH! Woah woah, Y/N, the fuck’re you doin?” Dean scrambled to cover his junk with the bubbles overflowing in the tub, a blush forming on his cheeks, eyes wide.

You closed the bathroom door and pull the hair tie from your hair, letting it fall from your shoulders. “I’m hopping in,” you said nonchalantly as you began pulling your shirt over your head.

Dean averted his eyes and huffed. “Seriously?” “Oh hush, you have a dick, boo hoo, so does half the damn population,” you sassed, unbuttoning your shorts. “I have a date tonight and I only have an hour to get ready, and we both know you take your sweet ass time in here so I’m joining you.”

why is it always Aurora Borealis and never Aurora Australis though she's beautiful too

I'm serious. look how magnificent they are!!

Aurora Australis in Argentina

Aurora Australis in Australia

The southern lights exist, the south hemisphere exists, we exist.

Series Masterlist - Never Say Goodbye

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Female Reader

Summary: The first time you and Dean sensed each other’s thoughts and feelings, you were just kids. It would take years to realize that you both were bonded for life, and even longer to finally meet. **(Rated M – 18+ only) | [Soulmate AU]

Series Tags/Warnings: Soulmate AU set in season 1 & 2, romance and fluff, hurt/comfort, angst, smut, attempted physical assault. Could be considered a "fix it" fic (you'll see).

Series is complete!

Bonus Tracks:

Dean Winchester Masterlist

Main Masterlist

y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?

Games

How the hell had a simple "Let's have a campfire" turn into this? Posted around the fire was damn near everyone you knew. Jody and Donna sat on a log with Bobby, the girls had already gone in. Eileen and Sam were sitting next to each other, you were sharing a blanket on the ground with Max and Alicia while Dean was talking to Ty and Garth. A few more hunters were there that had been inducted into not quite the inner circle but the outer inner circle. Madelyn, Isaiah and Victor being a few of them.

ghost with a dollar

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

Sweeter Than Honey • 1

Pairing: Mechanic!Bucky x Fem!Personal Assistant!Reader

WC: 6.4k

Summary: It all started with a failed attempt to buy your boss a new phone, and then suddenly you're in the middle of nowhere in Ireland crying your eyes out in front of a handsome mechanic who would do just about anything to make you smile again...

Note: This scene was loosely based on a very real moment from a few months ago when my boss asked me to buy him a new phone and Best Buy said no <3 And then I said okay what about this but in Ireland lol. No warnings for this one. Enjoy!

“I’m sorry,” you said, pinching the bridge of your nose as your brain tried to form one coherent thought through the force of stress radiating through your body. “I can’t just, like, buy a phone from you guys?”

The customer service rep, Seamus, shook his head. “Sorry darlin’,” enunciating his r’s so harshly with his thick, Irish brogue in a way you would have found charming had he not been making your day especially difficult. “We can’t set up international lines on the fly like that, especially for business accounts. Takes a wee bit of time to contact the right prodivers. We can get things started and have it for ye in the next five business days.”

You nodded, understanding and yet totally not understanding what the kind man was saying. After waiting for almost an hour just to have a fruitless conversation with him for 30 minutes to try to get sorted, you knew it was time to give in and call it quits. He had already put in a bunch of effort and you couldn’t let the line behind you build up any further in fear of them acting on their very apparent frustration.

Breathe if you love Eddie Castile

breathes too quickly, chokes, worth it!!

this is how jim henson puppets dance

by Dave Coyle