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Because This Is My Life Now

@jawbone-xylophone / jawbone-xylophone.tumblr.com

Welcome to the Kingspear System sufferdome, I will be your humble guide. To the left, you have gays. To the right, you have lesbians. Somewhere in the middle are eldritch horrors. Enjoy your stay.
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Welcome cads and charlatans to our citadel of insanity, the door is behind you and the bathrooms are to the left. Here in our humble atelier we are queer, neurodivergent, half a dozen other things and have set up shop to feed the beast of our obsessions. Grab a chair, grab a bite, enjoy the show. Or don’t, we don’t judge.

We do tarot readings for money if you’re into that.

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#my writing

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I've started the process of documentation on the last labyrinth, which is...an undertaking.

I'm trying to settle on a name for this. I'm not promising to go with the popular choice but maybe it'll help me decide. Or let me know if you think it should be named something else

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

Yes please be mad about it, genuinely- You used to be able to purchase a single disk to install it and use it forever after that initial purchase of one key. It sickens me to see all this stuff which used to be a one time purchase be shunted under a subscription now.

"Why is pirating going back up?!"

This. This is why. People don't mind paying a high price for software if it's only the once, or every 4-5 years.

But having to pay a high price regularly? Especially in the cases where you lose access to your own work if you don't?

That's why people are pirating software.

It’s possible to buy a non-subscription version of Word; Microsoft just intentionally makes it very difficult to find (and also expensive).

However, I know a guy who knows a guy website: MS Office Pro for $50. If the link starts going to a Page Not Found, just search the site; they usually have some form of this sale available. 

Worth noting: while $50 is still more money than $yo-ho-ho, that money is a great way to make VERY clear to Microsoft that we DO want one-time-purchase products, not subscriptions.

My laptop just died. If it can't be fixed and I need to replace it, this post is gonna be a real life saver, because my family has been sharing an old version of Word that came with a limited number of lifetime licenses, and we're fresh out.

Get LibreOffice. It's fully compatible with MS Office, but it's free and open source. You're welcome. :-)

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guys hear me out.

avatar of the extinction that's just one of those old hippies that's super in tune with the nature around them that lives in the forest.

i consider those hippies in the same vein as doomsday preppers, but with a different approach. hippies want to be a part of nature so that the World Without Us is not without them, and doomsday preppers want to survive the day that creates the World Without Us.

so, extinction avatar that is sick of nursing birds back to health after they've hit electrical wiring, sick of how long it takes to distill and filter the polluted river water, sick of spending their forest maintenance days picking up plastic bags rather than tending the mycological environment. they get so sick of all of this that they decided the world was better without us, and they would be the messiah to bring this forth.

do you see the vision?!?!?!?!!

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Eiment

[ pt: Eiment ]

[ID: 2 rectangular flags with 11 horizontal lines. sizes in this order from top to bottom: 2 medium, 2 thick, thin, medium, thin, 2 thick, 2 medium. colors in this order from top to bottom: blue, dark blue, blue, green, light green, dark green, light green, green, blue, dark blue, blue. in the center of the first flag is a dark blue circle-like symbol outlined in light green. the symbol has a triangle with one curved side on the top. End ID]

Eiment: an alterhuman / nonhuman term for being an embodiment / embodiment of something.

Specific subterms can be made of Eiment, and should be called 'Thing Eiment', such as 'Chaos Eiment'

Etymology: e(mbod)iment

Pronounced: eh-e-ment (eiment) or just eh-ment

not a gender ! don't tag as such ^^ [ pt: not a gender ! don't tag as such ^^ ]

[ID: a dark blue circle-like symbol. the symbol has a triangle with one curved side on the top. End ID]

for day 10 of @neopronouns ‘s 5k event ! for the prompt: a term that isn't a gender

[ID: an orange line divider with a star covered in flame in the middle. End ID]

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appreciation post for the entity tarot card designs on rusty quill's official redbubble because they FUCK

LIKE I JUST LOVE THESE SO GODDAMN MUCH the artist is named grace holsten!!

(if anyone would be kind enough to help with an ID for this i'll add it to the post n love you forever)

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