zoo Wee Mama

[daguerreotype print | 21.6 x 16.5 cm.]

need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo

this changed it all

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posts this and then walks away

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

“Upper middle class?!?!?

You told me upper class! FUCK

YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Assuming they have time travel figured out then the time it takes to do any of this wouldn’t be a problem I feel like?

have we tried substance abuse my liege

brought some fruit for the potluck

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

Grzegorz Pieniak (Polish, 1994) - Shame (2022)