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modern AU: Machete being driven to a medical appointment (he's just a bit too jumpy to drive): driver: "Why does Vasco call you babygirl?" Machete: "How about we stop talking for a little while?"

Ludovica, an old friend of Vasco's, offering to drive Machete to his appointment after his plans don't work out and it's the first time it's just the two of them alone in an enclosed space.

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this: