Just got rear ended in a McDonald's bathroom

TOTK - Eternal (part 2)

part 1 here

TOTK - Eternal (part 1)

part 2 here

My kid playing totk is the most feral incarnation of Link.

He has not upgrade his armor. He’s in his archaic outfit and no hat. If he gets hit, he dies, but he has no fear of death.

He does not cook food. If I tell him to eat something, he scarfs down five herbs and some raw meat, earning himself only four hearts.

He sells everything. Everything. So that he can buy photos from Robbie.

He uses Yunobo to fight. Just shoots him at enemies, and Yunobo flies at them, bowls them all over, and lights their whole camp on fire.

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

>large >unbelievably powerful >hurts to look at for too long

^ this is an angel

-wheels within wheels (look at it (and this picture doesn't even really convey the scale of interconnected circular structures))

-covered in eyes (sensors)

-too large to see the whole thing at once

-too intricate for one mortal mind to grasp the whole thing at once

-brings cryptic messages about the nature of reality

-benevolent, but will kill you with invisible rays if you try to fuck with it while it's on the job

This makes scientists and technicians priests, which also tracks in some ways.

i thought i felt your shape, but i was wrong. really all i felt was falsely strong, i held on tight and closed my eyes. it was dumb, i had no sense of your size. it was dumb to hold so tight.

Zora May Prompt: Formal Ball

I imagine them dancing together during a ball pre-calamity was near impossible given their respective ranks and wishing to remain more private. However, nothing says they can't sneak off for a private dance.

sometimes it sure is a difficult task to take care of a wild hylian

To the Ravioli haters out there I love this bird n could write a whole paragraph on how he’s misunderstood n also the best champion

joined in the idol train and honestly this can go both ways, both link and sidon are number 1 fan of each other ;;

love how the botw fandom went fucking wild when age of calamity came out in 2020. and no one talks about it anymore. don’t you remember HIM?????

and THEM??.

and all of THIS????

Gordon(s) dump

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