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100k slowburn but it’s just two people going from work friends to real friends
describe nyc in 3 words
new york city
me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with
handy texting
wish the nintendo switch could take better quality screenshots because theres an inkling out here reciting heimskrs entire speech from skyrim
i hate it here
Made a fakemon for a podcast I was on this past week!
Meet Snatchem, a ghost/electric type!
Pokédex entries:
- Snatchem, the Abandoned Pokémon. Snatchems were all once different Pokémon and owned by trainers but were left in their Pokéballs for too long. Their physical form decays, leaving nothing but their spirit and data behind.
- Snatchem, the Abandoned Pokémon. Snatchem are extremely faithful creatures, not leaving their Pokéballs even if they’ve been left behind by neglectful trainers. After being caught by a new trainer, it may take time for it to warm up but it’s guaranteed to be a friend for life.
- Snatchem, the Abandoned Pokémon. Snatchem are rumored to try and catch wild Pokémon themselves. Some say it’s to find a physical body once more. Each one seems to target specific Pokémon, maybe alluding to what it was in its previous life
Other Stuff:
- Based on the theory I have that people found a way over time to convert Pokémon into data (hence why they can be put into PCs)
- They’re always in regular Pokéballs when you find them in the wild
- When you catch them, you’re catching the spirit part, not the Pokéball (it’s just a shell)
- It changes, based on what Pokéball you catch it with
- Catching with a Pokéball will give it its lowest stats, while a Masterball will give it its max stats
- Most Pokéballs will have a similar stat effectiveness as an Ultra Ball but maybe effect specific stats differently
- Ex. A Heal Ball will make it so Snatchem’s HP stat is enhanced
- They can be found like Voltorbs where they’re designed as Pokéballs but trigger a battle animation upon investigating
Check out the podcast! I draw the casts' Pokémon live and they do the same for Snatchem!
better call saul (2015-2022)
the greatest psychic lawyer of the 21st century
In regards to recent events
They’ll have to catch me first I’m like a whippet
me: “and then queen elizabeth died on out of touch thursday during a massive tumblr sexyman poll between sans undertale and reigen mob psycho on twitter”
my grandkids: “this is why we never visit”