Bisexual Disaster

i miss the real gun emoji so much

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

Megan thee stallion I hope ur somewhere with a mimosa getting a pedicure rn

Every time I report and block a porn bot:

hey op? how is this coquette bdsm?

i'm starting to think you aren't taking this mind-melding ritual seriously. did you only agree to it because you think it's hot.?

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

yaoi break

house MD

how i feel knowing my ass will never get stuck going caving

As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!

You guys will never believe what just happened to me

What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar

Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me

drafts when i was high

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun