The real reason batman has such a long cape is to hide his 7 inch platform boots

And all of his children

Why would you hide this in the tags

Do I have to repeat myself

ohh I can totally see adhd Dick. I also think he may have some spd. and Tim is autistic for sure! Hadn’t thought about Jason

VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

Accusing someone of faking a mental illness (or any invisible disability or suchlike) is very wrong, for at least three reasons:

1. Most people have a lot of false and stereotyped ideas about mental disorders. Our society is pervaded by misrepresentations of mental illness. So, odds are, even if you’re well-intentioned, you (and I) still have lots of false assumptions. So, if you think you can tell whether someone is faking their disorder, then you’re probably wrong. You’re probably making the judgment on the basis of bogus evidence and false theories. You might be right—but you’re probably wrong. It’s kind of like offering legal advice as a non-expert—it’s simply too complicated and easily misunderstood, so we should withhold judgment.

2. The actual number of people who fake mental disorders is way smaller than most people believe. But the number of real mentally ill people who are FALSELY ACCUSED of faking it is really big! Lots and lots of mentally ill people are falsely accused of being fakers at some point. Some of them are falsely accused many, many times. This is devastating (see point 3).

3. Staying silent when someone fakes a mental illness is only MILDLY bad. But falsely accusing an ACTUAL mentally ill person of faking their disorder is VERY bad. An individual faker usually causes only a small amount of overall harm—it’s bad, but not hugely bad. By contrast, false accusations against real mentally ill people often causes immense suffering and isolation, increasing the anxiety/stress and overall mental illness severity for many of them. Sure, some people fake mental illness. But even so, we should NOT make such accusations against any particular person.

To summarize again: Even if we might privately suspect someone of faking it, we’re probably basing our judgment on bogus stereotype-based reasoning and assumptions, so our suspicion is probably flat-out wrong or ill-conceived. And even if some people are faking it, there are relatively few of the fakers-- whereas there are lots of real mentally ill people who are falsely accused, day in and day out. Finally, letting a faker “get away with it” usually causes comparatively little harm to any person, whereas falsely accusing a real mentally ill person of fakery often causes severe harm to that person.

In light of these three considerations, we should pretty much never accuse someone of faking their mental disorder.

(Comment taken from this video, look at the pinned comment)

(Ignore the bolding, it makes it easier for ADHD and Autistic people to read)

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Some stupid bat doodles I did for fun a while back cleaned up a bit

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

Bat-option papers

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

@absentlyabbie​

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

(later)

excellent addition

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

This is the best take on a crossover I've ever seen. I'm also just losing my shit over thinking who in the rogues gallery would complement Azula the best. Joker would be fucking crazy as a counterpoint while Azula is just side eyeing two face like "that motherfucker looks like my brother in 10 years." Harley Quinn would teach Ty Lee to say fuck. Eventually its discovered the Teen Titans kicked Toph out and made a "no earth movers" rule after the whole Terra incident. Sokka and Captain Boomerang have a battle of the ages.

Azula needs some serious mental health help and supportive parental figures, but also really loves to set things on fire. Clearly the only solution is that Harley and Ivy adopt her and she becomes the Gotham City Sirens’ junior member.

The Oblivious One

Author: @wordsfromthesol​ Taglist: @zphilophobiaz​ Pairing: Conner Kent x Batsis!Reader Warnings: Violence…kinda. Word Count: 1.2k A/N: This request got lost and I feel awful about it because it’s so late. Don’t hate me. Enjoy.

Here you were again, stuck at Titans Tower. This was Dick’s baby…as much as he would deny it. Yet you found yourself helping out more often than you would like. Dick knew you couldn’t say no to him, he was family.

“So, uhh…why am I here Dickiebird?” You blurted out the question almost as soon as he came into the training room.

Dick scoffed at the nickname but answered you anyways. “I just need an extra set of eyes on this mission. We have three locations to infiltrate at once. Trying to pull in all the help I can get.”

“Hmm…” You glared at him as you threw a right hook into the heavy bag before you.

“And you were requested.” Dick tried to hide his smirk, “I’ll brief you later when everyone is here. Be ready by 7.” Before you could question him further, he scampered out of the room.

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Chromat Fall 2018

Welcome to Tumblr.

Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

Waaaaat

Yup

I’m doubting

I call bullshit

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

It’s the same as it was on my dash

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

How the fuck

confused

It didn’t work??

OKAY WHAT THE HECK, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

(Mobile users: Go on your Tumblr page from your browser - not the app- to see the effect!)

considering i dont post jack shit about my fandoms i wanna see what happens

fuck it. why not

How the fuck

I want to check this theory… :00

It did not work. NO BLACK SORCERIES ABOUND

… im curious

It was not the same as in mobile. Would it work if I reblog?

Check in browser? Okay

didn't work. its different than it was ony dash but none of these gifs are my fandoms

Jason I swear to God.

-A Very Annoyed Tim

why not try something different this year. i’ve got a feeling the Ghost has been done to death. (pun intended). I submit for your review:

The Lich:  n fantasy fiction, a lich (/ˈlɪtʃ/;[1] from Old English līċ meaning "corpse") is a type of undead creature. Often such a creature is the result of a transformation, as a powerful magician skilled in necromancy or a king striving for eternal life using spells or rituals to bind his intellect and soul to his phylactery and thereby achieving a form of immortality. Liches are depicted as being clearly cadaverous, bodies desiccated or completely skeletal. Liches are often depicted as holding power over hordes of lesser undead creatures, using them as soldiers and servants. Unlike zombies, which are often depicted as mindless, a lich retains independent thought and is usually at least as intelligent as it was prior to its transformation.  

Shadow Person

or if you feel like being kind to your brothers this year and giving them a break,

James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause

Some sort of play on William Shakespear (why not let everyone see your softer, literary buff side?)

Batman is cool and all, but how does Bruce Wayne treat his low wage workers

Pretty well, if I remember rightly. 

I’m working off memory here, but he hires ex-cons and former sex-workers (giving one young woman a business card as Batman and telling her Wayne Industries was hiring receptionists), pays for his employees’ scholarships, hires people released from Arkham, made sure no employees were sacked when WI took over GothCorp after their CEO was fired, hired a bunch of homeless guys he met while undercover as a homeless guy (investigating the kidnapping of Gotham’s homeless, which turned out to be a slavery/human trafficking ring).

He also runs the Thomas/Martha Wayne Foundations, which provide cheap medical clinics and soup kitchens across Gotham. Both fall under the Wayne Foundation: The primary aims of the foundation are, globally, to enhance healthcare and reduce extreme poverty, to expand educational opportunities and access to information technology, and to fund scientific research and help altruistic people with research by providing facilities and training.

According to Wikipedia, his company is researching cures to HIV/AIDs and alternative fuel sources, if that helps any.

Excellent comment 10/10, good to know Batman is awesome

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

I’m an adult.

Some shit about life, from a bonafide adult:

Do not buy generic brand spaghetti sauce either.

Always check the type of light bulb that goes in lamps. A 60w is not interchangeable with a 40w.

Dollar store batteries work just as well as store brand.

~~Medications~~

Over the counter medications (stuff you can buy right off the shelf no prescription needed) have a name brand and a generic name. ALWAYS buy generic if it’s available it is literally the same thing and way cheaper usually.

Some names to remember when you’re looking for meds!

Acetaminophen = Tylenol

Used to treat pain and reduce fever. Do not take with Ibuprofen.

Ibuprofen = Advil, Midol, Motrin

Used for pain and fever, is an anti-inflammtory. Is good for period cramps because it is an NSAID (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug).

Naproxen = Aleve, Naprosyn

Treats fever, pain, arthritis pain, gout, period cramps, tendinitis, headache, backache, and toothache. Is also an NSAID.

Acetaminophen + Asprin + Caffeine = Excedrin

Usually marketed as “Migraine Relief” as a generic.

Asprin = Bayer

Use for pain, fever, arthritis, and inflammation. Makes you bleed easily so should not be used for periods. Might reduce risk of heart attacks.\

Triple Antibiotic Ointment = Neosporin

Used on cuts, sores, and scrapes to reduce risk of infection and promote healing.

Also a general mutli-vitamin isn’t a bad idea and if you don’t get a lot of fruits or milk/sunshine in your diet you might want to get vitamins C and D specifically for daily use.

if you do accidentally lapse and put dawn in your dishwasher, run it empty and put hair conditioner where the detergent goes. that’ll clean it out (tip given to me by dorm custodian when roommate did the thing).

if you live off ramen, add stuff to it! add veggies you like, don’t use the whole flavor packet to cut down on sodium and msg or don’t use it at all and add your own spices.

if you’re making something with potatoes in it (beans, stew) potatoes are done when you can easily stab a fork through them.

you can microwave a hotdog as long as you put it in a microwave safe container of water. microwaves work by making water molecules vibrate. also, when reheating rice leftovers, add a small amount of water, like maybe a spoonfull, so it doesn’t get hard and crunchy.

the rice cooking advice above is for long grain rice. if you’re making short or medium grain rice, a 1:1 ratio (one cup water for one cup rice) is better, so the rice doesn’t come out too mushy.

buy a few cans of chicken. wholesale club stores like sam’s, costco, or bj’s tend to carry multipacks for a good price. they’re incredibly useful for when you forget to defrost meat.

buy meat on sale and put it in the freezer. buy vegetables on sale, and put them in the freezer. frozen veggies are often as flavorful and good as fresh ones, keep longer, and often come in microwaveable bags or with microwave directions.

soak ink stains in milk to help get them out or at least lighten them.

soak blood stains in water as soon as possible, with a bit of detergent or stain remover. scrub at them. use cold water, heat binds proteins to fabric. tbh, there’s no real need to change the washer from cold-cold setting unless the thing you’re washing says to wash in warm water.

acetone, found in most nail polish removers, dissolves super glue.

YOU’RE ALL DOING GOD’S WORK BLESS YOU

Takes pictures, have prints made and put them in photo albums. Be IN the pictures, have someone take pictures of you and your friends. Get over not looking perfect in thw picture. Someday that friend might be gone and those pictures might be all you’ll have, you will want to be in them. I made that mistake with my best friend, i always felt weird asking for a picture together… he died of cancer January of 2014 and now i have no pictures of us together. Its my only regret in life.

This is really helpful, thank you all!

I’m the newest of new adults but I’m gonna throw these little tips in there. IF YOU HAVE AN OLD CAR: 

-coolant or water if your car overheats (coolant is preferable cause it won’t hurt the engine in the long run but hey i know money is tight) 

-flashlight in case you break down at night and need to check under the hood and your phone is dead

-SPARE TIRE. 

-jumper cables.you will at some point leave your lights on. you just will. 

AAA or any other road side service is never a bad investment i swear. (try to mooch it off your parents as long as you can though) 

Know how to change a tire. You’re going to need to do it at some point in time and you can’t always rely on someone else to do it for you.

Don’t be afraid to go to your local food bank. They are there for a reason.

Don’t be ashamed to ask for help period. Life is hard, everyone needs help occasionally.

You can put a LOWER wattage bulb in a lamp that says it’s for a higher one, but don’t put a HIGHER wattage bulb in. Also, watts refer to the amount of electricity used. LUMENS refers to the amount of light put out, and can vary quite a bit between brands, even though the wattage is the same. Look for the one with the highest lumens unless you actually want a slightly dimmer bulb in a certain location. Those dollar store batteries? Fine if they’re alkaline. “Heavy-duty” batteries, however, won’t last nearly as long. You can microwave a hot dog and bun simply by wrapping them in a toweling for a minute, less if you don’t want them scalding hot.

Reblogging to save lives.

Two adulting (kitchen-related) tips from me!

1. Buy a roll of parchment paper from the cooking shit aisle. A big roll will last you for-fucking-ever. Pretty much any time you’re using a baking pan you can line it with that stuff and save yourself A: food sticking to the pan and B: it’s a quick rinse and it’s clean.

2. Bread can get fucking expensive, so make your own. A bigass bag of flour and a bag of active dry yeast (store it in the friiiiidge!!!) works out a FUCK of a lot cheaper than buying bread at the store, and you can do so much more with it. Bread, pizza, rolls, cinnibuns, homemade pizza pockets. It seems intimidating but it’s stupid easy.

Seriously. It’s stupid simple to make, and most of the “3 hours” to make it is sitting around surfing the internet or doing whatever the fuck you want while the dough rises. If you have an afternoon free once a week to sit and play video games or surf the net, you have the time to make your own bread on the cheap. Here’s my simple-as-fuck recipe:

Boom. You have bread dough. Here are some baking times and uses for ya:

You can add whatever you want to the dough for some variety, just if it’s dried spices remember you really only need 1-ish tablespoons. I personally like making bread with about 1 tablespoon of dill in the dough. Roll it out flat, sprinkle it with cheddar, roll it into a log, squeeze the ends shut, and bake it like a regular loaf of bread. Cheesy dill bread OMNOMNOM.

*ahem* That got a bit long. But yeah. Bread’s expensive, yo. Save your wallet.

(Also it’s ridiculous amounts of therapeutic to bake, for me anyway)

Being able to bake your own bread is pretty awesome, if you got the time for it. 

Reblogging in case of independence

Underlined PSA

Figment, the recently closed writing website, has just launched (after a long delay) their long-awaited successor to figment known as Underlined, where users can post their work and receive feedback, supposedly.

DO NOT USE UNDERLINED. DO NOT POST YOUR WORK ON UNDERLINED.

Underlined’s terms and conditions contains a clause stating that the rights to all your work that you post on their website belongs to them!!!!

Underlined belongs to Penguin Random House. This is an extremely dirty trick for them to play on writers, especially young writers and children, who come to the internet to get feedback and will lose the rights to their work. Please boost!!!

For my writing friends looking for an online writing community, DO NOT USE Underlined. 

I went to confirm @greater-than-the-sword‘s post, because seriously publishers are still pulling this garbage?  And yes, they are.  If you want to check out the full terms and conditions, have at it.  They are full of writers’ nightmares, a few of which I’ll highlight under the cut.

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YOU ALL CAN NOW CALL ME

Rhenium Nitride, you chemistry nerds

REN WHO EVEN ARE YOU 

I am ReN

REN YOU’RE A MEME

Rhenium Nitride, I cannot even 

This is a Call out post for @writing-yj

ReN IS A NERD (but I still love her)

I LuV U AlSO

as a non chemistry nerd, i though you were RN

Hi all! @nerd-dgirl requested this prompt: “For the 25 days of Ficmas, could you pretty please do a Lance x reader or Keith x reader celebrating the first Christmas together? Maybe some cute traditions like putting up the tree or gift shopping for each other? Please and thank you.”

Thank you so much for requesting, and for Day Five of ficmas, I have fulfilled that request! Hope you enjoy my first x reader fic! If anyone has requests, feel free to send them in! They do wonders!

No pronouns are used for the reader, so either gender works!