MASTERLIST UNDER CONSTRUCTION
ANDY BARBER
ANDY BARBER
Me after I've spoke about my feelings
wishing all artists a very sincere "get weirder with it" this coming year
we need another adaptation of fight club because we need to see dante and virgil in hell used as a reference in cinema
need this
this week has just been like me at work, trying to avoid standing in the literal puddle of blood on the floor bc these surgeons love creating a mess like hello I have two (2) kinds of sponges at your disposal! use them or I’ll shove one in your way! also stepped in human fat today and the squish it made under my shoe was…hmm :)
Dude! I work plastics and its the most mind boggling thing, the audacity of some these surgeons. Sometimes the younger they are the more entitled (sometimes)... The stories I could tell 😶🌫️
Your fingers traced over the veins that sat just below the surface of Kol’s cold skin. He’d shiver every once in a while letting you know that although his eyes were closed he was very much awake. His lips twitched as he unsuccessfully attempted to hide a smile. You carried on undisturbed enjoying the feel of his skin against your own. Your fingers moved from the deep blues of his forearm to the light freckles on his shoulders. You leaned forward, your lips caressing the marks that were lined with silver.
i don’t like the actor that plays mr.charkool here, he’s weird and obsessive over jesus and isn’t he homophobic/transphobic?
Anyway you do boo.
@greatfandom didn't know that believe me if I did wouldn't have used him image. I used him because he's played Kol the longest. The writing is for the character Kol, and he was played by two actors, the one who's image I have now removed from the post and went through my tags to make sure he was removed from those too. (Unfortunately his gif isn't gone from this specific reblog so that'll haunt me for a bit. But I went back to the original to remove his image.) There is also the Kol that was played by the actor for Isaac on Teen Wolf. Thanks for letting me know though.
met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality
I know it says Boston, but New York City brain is asking "Mercy, how?"
I want to write but apparently can't start and hold myself accountable. Please feel free to send requests for anything listed below:
2. Dylan O'Brien Characters
3. Kol Mikaelson
4. Robert Pattinson's Bruce Wayne
5. Dami/Rae
You can specify if you'd like it to be a headcanon, blurb, smut, imagine etc.
when you go to work and y🤢 you have to do your 🤢 your job 🤢🤮
Wanting to write but not knowing what is such a kill joy.
If I ever like something without reblogging , it’s literally just me doing like a “bookmark”… I haven’t read it yet but I’ll get to it when my brain has uncluttered and then has the ability to process actual words… and then I promise you, I’ll reblog and comment because you whores love your praise (rightfully so)!
how are mafia!ari and sunshine doing on this fine mafia monday?
Pairing: Mafia!Ari x Reader
Warnings: Implied knife play, grinding, implied smut. Ari says its not kidnapping, he just...relocated you...to his house.
A/N: Mafia Monday drabble.
"Unlock the door." Pressing the tip of his knife into the center of his bare chest, you slowly repeat yourself. "Now Levinson."
He doesn't even look at the knife, not a single worried glance or raised brow. His hands in the pockets of his grey sweatpants, an affable grin curving his lips despite his attempts to tamp it down.
Its the way his blue eyes rest on your face, drinking you in, that has your heart racing.
"You know I can't do that, Sunshine." The endearment rolls off his tongue, and you shiver remembering why he calls you that.
And it infuriates you almost as much as it makes your knees weak.
Pushing the knife a little deeper, you glare at him. "Yes you can Levinson. I'm not going to-" you cut off at the feel of something poking your belly. One glance down and your eyes widen as they shoot back up. "Are you serious?"
"Can't help that you're sexy as fuck when you're mad." He shrugs, slowly stepping back until his calves hit the couch. The last man who held a knife to his chest ended up with a few new holes in his head but you-Sunshine-you can do what ever you want. Grabbing your wrist, he keeps the knife steady while lowering himself down. "Why don't you sit on my lap and I'll give you a few reasons to stay."
Stifling the urge to clench your thighs because you know exactly what he means by reasons and just how many he has to give, you glare down at him.
I will always love the *no one else but you can get away with this* trope. And the hint of knife play gets the brain ✨running✨
the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings
do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo
Bruce Wayne x Black Female Reader
The one where Bruce receives his first blowjob
18+ ONLY PLEASE, mostly pure smut lol enjoy!! sloppy blowjobs, dirty talk, cum swallowing/eating and a touch of deepthroating and dominant bruce
Word Count: 2.6k
Nervous energy coursed through your fingers as you fiddled with them, waiting for the elevator to finally stop and open onto the underground expanse beneath Wayne Tower that Bruce so often occupied, now you’d just taken to calling it the Batcave.
I think something for this man has awakened and I’d like to say thank you for this filth 🫣🥹🤩