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#aestethic #nature #green witch #happyplace

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just-shower-thoughts

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

savvygooner

violetnpurple

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

antiandrogen

father god

abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

antiandrogen

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

kumasenpai

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

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One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

britteryikes

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

ellsworthej

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

drankinwatahmelin

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

lukestarkillerisgay

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

shaolinbynature

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

legowerewolf

happy New year’s eve

prguitarman

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

majitowfoxlover

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

kitsumekat

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

cyberduckshark

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

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mysticalpoodle

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

im-an-aesthetic-mess

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

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This is a lot to unpack, might just throw the whole post away

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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

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stormbeyondreality

claudiamatossilva

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

themockingcrows

in this family we love and support Hilda.

i-am-the-narwhal

Yes! Hilda!

luidilovins

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

squish-this

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

snailfarts

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

smuttine

more Hilda!

scripturient-manipulator

I’m gonna get prints of her for my girlfriend~ Her body type is pretty much EXACTLY like Hilda and she really really struggles to like herself, so this’ll be really wonderful for her!

I love this!!!

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bunney

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

imericschneider

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

jennytrout

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

rustydanger

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

suicunesrider

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

allmenarerapists

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

onlyblackgirl

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names

xoverlyxclusivex

47 month old.

crime-she-typed

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

mesaymeep

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

nugret

47 month old

technicolortessi

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

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47 month old.

fishy

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

tsg2k15

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

ladyfabulous

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

slytherenne

amusewithaview

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

aniseandspearmint

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

lightningparadox

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

natural--blues

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

b-morevony

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

4 7 M O N T H O L D

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

aquarius-heauxx

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

hey-its-scar

books-and-cookies

47 month old

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

huffylemon

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

queseraawesome

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

Loot and Pockets are definitely going to grow up to be rapscallion street thieves together

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ursulaismymiddlename

“When I was in college, a teacher once said that all women live by a ‘rape schedule.’ I was baffled by the term, but as she went on to explain, I got really freaked out. Because I realized that I knew exactly what she was talking about. And you do too. Because of their constant fear of rape (conscious or not), women do things throughout the day to protect themselves. Whether it’s carrying our keys in our hands as we walk home, locking our car doors as soon as we get in, or not walking down certain streets, we take precautions. While taking precautions is certainly not a bad idea, the fact that certain things women do are so ingrained into our daily routines is truly disturbing. It’s essentially like living in a prison - all the time. We can’t assume that we’re safe anywhere: not on the streets, not in our homes. And we’re so used to feeling unsafe that we don’t even see that there’s something seriously fucked up about it.”

— Jessica Valenti, Full Frontal Feminism (via candacebanning)

#mars rover #opportunity #space #nasa #im sad #rip

Today has consisted of me crying about opportunity every 5 mins

You did good girl... Rest In Peace, and thank you for everything. Goodbye and I’ll be seeing you..

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