Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

Tumblr users and borderlands psychos are on the same level of mental stability

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peaceful, but lonely.

just a totally normal thing for a literal fucking 7 year old to do. not at all like america is a complete nightmare for everyone living here

✨ Star-Fallen Animated Short ✨

Bonus: They’re fine they are happy, no gays die, I will never ever kill my gays.

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Pretty plants

“Roses are our thing…"🥀🌹

Manhattan apartment 💖🌵🌸

The Milky Way: time lapse:

dusky desert

death valley national park

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Peggy Porschen Cakes, 116 Ebury Street

the clouds are especially fluffy today…so lovely….very punchable… 

Gaud clouds would weigh like a million pounds

They would fight you

wHAT

They’re not even exaggerating!! whTA?????

hOLY SHIT

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A dream.

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