me when someone looks at me

lmao

@hongkonghunty

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Why do fan girls get so offended at the idea of idols having sex and being in a relationship? A lot of them are over the age of 21 and are going to be interested in that stuff. They should be allowed to act like normal adults and have their own lives. So what if they’re having sex? How is that any of our business. Idols should be able to do what they want.

Stop digging into their personal lives and trying to expose them for something as human as having a fucking sex drive or romantic feelings.

🕹IM🎮SEHUN'S🕹GAMER🎮GIRL🕹

that moment when not even Sehun can believe Chanyeol’s idiocy

Exo Masterlist

Exo reactions

When their girlfriend does gymnastics and falls on her face

When they see a bear in the woods

When they play hide and seek with you

When you fall over in public

When you are a terrible singer

When you are a better dancer than them

When you are a wanted criminal

When you are a famous youtuber

When you get a bad haircut

When their girlfriend/wife is pregnant

When they read smutty fan fiction online

When their girlfriend is a tango dancer

When their girlfriend is scared/in trouble

When they see fan art that their girlfriend made for them

When you wake them up at midnight to go out

When you are feeling emotional over the loss of a friend

When you suggest watching a violent movie

When you ask them to cook with you

When you break up with your boyfriend and they comfort you

When you ask them to buy chocolate for you on your period

When they are jealous of their crush having a romantic/sexy scene in a drama

When their girlfriends dad is a celebrity

When their girlfriend has a nude scene in a drama

When their wife misplaces their wedding ring

When their child is a mummy’s boy/girl

When they try and make you feel better when your on your period

When you get a pet together

When you dye your hair rainbow colours

When you beat them at the Idol Olympics

When they find out they are dating another members sister

When you get dressed up for a girls night out without them

When you are a black belt in karate

When you serenade them

When they find out you (GF) also work at SM

When you get splashed by a car

When their child cries about their first day at school

When you both get stuck in the rain without an umbrella

When you cut your hair short

When you get dolled up but you usually don’t wear makeup

When you beat them at Mario Kart

When you (GF) have to kiss an actor in a movie

When you pick up the newborn you both have adopted

When their friend who is usually quiet and innocent is loud and makes dirty jokes

When there girlfriend has a protective older brother

When you have an argument with them

When you make up after the argument

When their sister goes into labor

When their girlfriend thinks they are cheating but they aren’t

When their girlfriend plays the electric guitar on stage

When their girlfriend performs with an injury

When they see you (GF) walking home with a boy

When they get jealous after seeing you with your ex

When you are the worlds top contemporary dancer

When they fall over and you just laugh at them

When they get a period

When their pregnant partner wants them to go out & get the food she is craving

When you slack off studying and they encourage you to carry on studying

When they get lost at the shops (mall)

When you attempt to say something cute in Korean and mess up

When they find out they are pregnant

When you are giving birth

When they are showering and you walk in without knowing they are there

When you are a book nerd

When you (gf) does aegyo for the first time in front of them

When you cry because of a sad movie

When they (Exo) are going into labor

When you get your first tattoo

When someone says the word ‘Moist’

When they see a Buffalo roll in real life

When they have to share a bed with you (not bf and gf)

When you are too cuddly with another member

When their favourite Coordi quits the company because of ill treatment

When they walk in on you singing and dancing badly to your favourite song

When a rich, handsome guy hits on them

When they play just dance with you

When you both find out that you are unable to have children

When you fall out of a tree

When they realise they really love you

When they are away on tour on valentines day

When you feel ill and they assume you’re pregnant

When you almost make them fall off the bed whilst you are asleep

When they watch a video of you dancing to a choreo you made yourself

When they come home to see you asleep in the middle of college work

When you are both drunk together

When you both wake up with a hangover

When they want to get back together with you but you say no

When you pay more attention to the giant teddy they bought you than them

When they get accidently turned on by you in public

When the ex members come back to Exo

When you (gf) come up behind them and tickle their ribs

When you call them ‘Appa’ instead of Oppa

When you pull them in by their belt loops

When you are over exhausting yourself

When they play the pepero game with you (their crush)

When you faint for a few seconds and get up like nothing happened

When they grab your butt and say ‘Mine’

When they see the Exo reactions

When you confess to them

When they hear you sing for the first time & you’re good

When they see the fanfic you wrote about them

When you are shopping and you sing and dance in the shop

When you wear heels and become taller than them

When they see you reacting to their new teasers

When you lie to them about your job

When you fall down the stairs and just laugh about it

When you can do fire tricks

When they have a dream about you breaking up with them

When you are scared of going on a plane journey

When you lift them over your shoulder

When you keep trying to get their attention

When one of the members becomes their fanboy

When they find out you are Eminems daughter

When a girl joins the group

When one of the members thinks they caused another member to get a boner

Exo talks

Exo discussing Tao’s new album

Exo discussing the meaning of Luhans new song

Exo discussing each others Halloween costumes

Exo discussing the fact that they all are extremely upset

Exo discussing their fourth anniversary

Exo birthday spam

Chen

Lay

Kris

Chanyeol

D.O

Kai

Xiumin

Sehun

Luhan

Tao

Baekhyun

Suho

Fake texts

Exo k part 1

Exo K part 2

Exo M

Exo K drunk texts

Kyungsoo drunk text

Exo M teasing you about liking Tao

Exo K waking up the day after being drunk

Exo group chat #1

Chen shopping for you bc you have period cramps

Exo K when they break something/make a mess in the house

Exo M when they break something/make a mess in the house

Exo Imagines

Tao: I’ll find you again

Lay: Hidden Demon

Show Luo: Trust no one

Chanbaek: I am the lucky one?

Extra

T.A.O

Introduction to Exo

Tao at London fashion week

Fanfic issues

Baekhyuns no make up face

Why I love Luhan

Kaisoo spam

Kai spam

HOW FREAKIN CUTE

Things exo have said/done:

When they outed Tao for taking his laptop into the bathroom ;)

When Sehun didn’t get the dick joke whilst Kai was laughing his ass off

Lay called Luhan a cheap man

Lay called Suho a lady

Lay talked about cooking penis

Lays just a savage

Chen said he has 19 plus thoughts

Chanyeol said the word ‘shit’ and acted like he just accidently ended the world

Luhan used innuendos to make people know that he horny af (almost as horny as me)

When Tao said ’ I don’t give a shit’

When Tao said ‘Snapchat me that pussy"

Sehun tried to consume his drink through his nose

When the alarm went off in the shop whilst Suho was changing so he shouted that he wasnt stealing it “I’m Exo Suho”

Baekhyun got dragged off a stage by not only Chen and Lay but also by staff

When Kris leant against the barrier at the airport and stumbled backwards

When Xiumin smacked himself in the face with a toy

When Sehun tripped during the Monster stage

When Lay screamed bc of birds

When Xiumin also screamed bc of birds

When Tao turns into 007 when a bug gets close

When Chen tried to drink his microphone rather than his water

When Kai applied nail polish to his lips & cried

When Suho hid in a closet to scare Kai with a siren and failed

When D.O asked if everyones DNA was different

Post them pls

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

this post fucked me up

asslord replied to your post “If people honestly believe all these “my xxx work at sm as a xxx”…”

damn that rumour about “sehun liking sleeping with girls. he addicted” is true then, he likes me too shit g2g

Aww damn whats with the sarcasm. I wish it was true so that i would atleast have a chance of screwing him :(

men being upset about the new ghostbusters movie having good critics and being a success

Add this movie to the “MRA Horror” genre.

Chrollo with his better hair