if i was hannibal i couldn't be subtle i don't know how that man did it. i'd be having dinner parties giggling and being like there is a man. in the pasta. and the wine.

"What mouth?"

Every season of The Boys:

Diagnosis

Thinking about something

This fukcing guy ok story time. I'm a hunter and I spot a rabbit in the field so I go up to it all sneaky but it jumps in a hole. I stick my rifle in the hole and shoot. Little do I know that the rabbit had escaped out another hole positioned right behind me. My rifle, bending like a rubber hose to pop out of the other hole, was now in the perfect position to shoot my asshole

Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

*closes the fridge with my hips* oh how feminine of me to do that

God gives his hardest lemonades to his toughest Mikes

Bro...

What if we....?

And they were...

But there’s only...

#lorde just casually enjoying eating the hottest wings with barely a flinch

bonus:

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

“lives in my head rent-free” is such a strange expression. Does anything in your head actually pay rent?

the little mouse who lives in my frontal lobe is my only source of income

trinity taylor just blocked me on my drag race insta acc because she uploaded this photo and i commented “seems like the doctor can only do one face” shgdhasgd iconic

So you’re buttcamera and you take secret pics of guy’s asses? 😫

Mate your blog’s all about worshiping men’s feet so you’re not one to talk

this post is a mess

I was an infant and I wasn’t being properly taken care of, so my best friend Snoop Dogg kidnapped me and legally adopted me and he was actually a pretty great guardian.

can confirm that dream snoop dogg is a pretty great guy, i too had a dream where he was a good friend of mine (and later on a lover i think?.)

does that mean someone has probably had an enemies to lovers snoop dogg dream?

That requires being enemies with snoop dogg…

I had a dream once he was my brother, he texted me to tell me “mom needs butter from the store”