• “kiss me.”
• “tell me you love me.”
• “let me brush your hair back.”
• “take it off.”
• “are we seriously going to just talk?”
• “those eyes…”
• “harder..”

• “lets order chinese.”
• “i’m starving, what about you?”
• “can we watch one more episode?”
• “let watch disney movies all day and act like were ten again.”
• “i love you more than pizza.”
• “i want you.”
• “more please.”

• “that’s mine.
• “i made bank last night.”
• “i’ll take whatever you’ll give me.”
• “did you just call me greedy?”
• “don’t you dare touch.”
• “i’d offer you some, but i ate it already.”
• “give it to me now.”

• “can we just cuddle?”
• “sorry, i was up all night.”
• “i think i need to lie down.”
• “coffee, please.”
• “this bed is the most comfortable thing i’ve ever encountered.”
• “wait for me, tiny legs.”
• “why are you so tired?”

• “tell me you’re lying.”
• “go fuck yourself.”
• “if i could roll my eyes I would.”
• “you’re ridiculous.”
• “i can’t believe you told him/her”
• “don’t touch me.”
• “calm down.”

• “is there anything you can’t do?”
• “you’re jealous aren’t you?”
• “what can i say, i envy you.”
• “fuck him/her and her/his perfect body.”
• “why are you a perfectionist?” 
• “i can’t help it.”
• “guess what i got?”

• “what can i say? i rule.”
• “get over yourself.”
• “i’m fairly good at ____.”
• “but can you do it with no hands?”
• “oh, of course you can do it with no hands too.”
• “take your pride elsewhere.”
• “you can’t see it, but i’m rolling my eyes.”

People should reblog this if they are okay with receiving ask memes from people they’ve never rped with before. Mutual or not.

If you lose interest in someone entirely when they don’t want to/can’t RP at the moment then please don’t pretend to be buddy-buddy with them when they want to/can.

If you’re going to be friends with someone, be friends with them. Not their Muse.